Trans FtM Enjolras Who Never Transitioned (let’s Be Realistic He’s A Broke College Student He Doesn’t

Trans FtM Enjolras who never transitioned (let’s be realistic he’s a broke college student he doesn’t have the money) and discovers he’s pregnant. When he tells Grantaire, Grantaire doesn’t speak a word for almost twenty minutes. Then he cries. A lot. When they tell the rest of Les Amis, there’s chaos. Courfeyrac and Combeferre are fighting upon who gets to be the godfather, Eponine and Cosette are so excited about teaching the baby to write and read and shoot a gun (“oh my GOD, EPONINE!”), the others just ask Joly informations about going through labour and Joly starts to describe the pain so vividly until he see that Enjolras is getting nauseous and eventually shuts up. Enjolras is totally comfortable about having a baby especially because he knows Grantaire has always wanted to be dad, but eventually he notices that Grantaire has started drinking again and when he asks him why Grantaire just cries that he will never be a good father and some other kind of bullshit. And Enjolras tells him he will be the greatest of dads and that he isn’t like his father because he knows what being kicked out of his own house feels like and the night ends up in cuddles and tiny kisses. And the baby risks to be named “Paris” but Grantaire warns Enjolras he will burn all his books about the French Revolution if he does. So the baby’s name ends up to be “Eleytheria” that means “freedoom” in Greek and it’s a weird ass name but it’s: a) genderless b) oh well weird ass names are one of the reasons Les Amis get along so well anyway.

At the Watchtower

Kon: So then ma says "well you're not coming back into this house until you've caught every single one of them pigs"-

Tim: [clutching his coffee-mug and listening intently] without powers?

Kon: Of course! So there I am, covered in mud, and all I want is to eat some pie and go to bed-

Tim: [nodding enthusiastically while Kon continues his story]

Clark: [looks on from a distance]

Jon: [a few seats away] Did I tell you we got a new cow on the farm?

Damian: [with interest] what did you name her?

Jon: We haven't decided yet, Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but pa and I-

Damian: [earnestly interested]

Clark: [side eyes Bruce who's sitting next to him going through reports]

Clark: Hey Bruce?

Bruce: [grunts]

Clark: did I tell you we got a new cow at the farm?

Bruce: [hums noncommitally and continues reading]

Clark: [strained] Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but I think we should call her Susie and Jon-

Bruce: [sighs exasperatedly]

Clark:

Clark: [rips the reports away from Bruce with super speed]

Bruce: What the hell?

Clark: You're such a bad friend!

Bruce: what?

Clark: why am I stuck with you when my children's bat friends are so nice?!

Bruce:

Clark: Look at Tim! He's so nice! Why can't you be like that?!

Bruce: You want me to be like Tim?

Clark: Or Damian!

Bruce: [rubbing his temples] You want me to be like Damian?

Clark: I want you to listen when I talk!

Bruce: you were talking about cows

Clark: that doesn't matter!

Bruce: It matters a little

Clark: Cows are interesting!

Bruce: Cows are the opposite of interesting.

Clark: Well, I'M interesting

Bruce:

Clark: Bruce, tell me I'm interesting.

Bruce: [gets up and starts walking away]

Clark: [shouts after him] Bruce! Tell me I'm interesting!

Bruce: [walks faster]

-a week later-

Wonder Woman: Are Batman and Superman having a fight?

Flash: yeah I think so. I don't know what about though

Martian Mindhunter: I believe Batman insulted Superman's cow

Wonder Woman: I see.

Black Canary: Sometimes I wake up at night and think about the fact that they are two of the most important members of an organization that protects the world from certain annihilation and then I can't go back to sleep

Green Lantern: [feet propped on the table, throwing almonds into the air and trying to catch them in his mouth] yeah it freaks me out too

Black Canary: [glances at Green Lantern] never leave us, Diana.

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darken-sunshine

4 years ago

Combeferre: That's it! You're grounded! *Points to Enjolras* No revolution for you. *Points to Courfeyrac* No glitter for you. *Points to Bahorel* No fighting for you. *points to Jehan* No poetry for you. *Points to Feuilly* No fans for you. *Points at Grantaire* No alcohol for you.

Enjolras: I already took away his alcohol.

Combeferre: Then... *Looks at Grantaire* What else do you love?

Grantaire: Enjolras

Enjolras: What?

Grantaire: WHAT

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darken-sunshine

2 years ago

serotonin

Enjolras: "is visibly sad*

Combeferre: what's wrong?

Enjolras: Grantaire said, "Hey Enjolras," to me, at the start of the meeting.

Combeferre: . . .

Combeferre: that's your name.

Enjolras: My name is Apollo!!

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darken-sunshine

3 years ago

batman wayne family adventures icons!

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darken-sunshine

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spideytorch hc

peter has naturally curly hair. it’s literally the only thing on his person that he actually makes an effort to take care of. his mask is lined w/ satin so that way his hair doesn’t tangle, & he has tons of curly hair products. as well as a hair diffuser. when johnny spent his 1st time over @ peter’s he was literally so confused as to y there was so much god damned hair product everywhere!!! he hadn’t rlly ever thought much about how much maintenance goes into pete’s curls, but now he knows ig.

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