Hi, New DC Fan Here And There’s So Much Romantic And Sexual Tension Between Dick And Wally That I Was

Bruh my family is that loud 2 XD

Is it noticeable that I’m weak for characters wearing each others clothes…?

Peter: *takes a swig from a flask* You want some?

Johnny: Sure. *takes a sip*

Johnny: Is this soup? What the f*ck?

James: *from upstairs* DAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Harry: *in the kitchen* What?!

James: I just thought of something!!!!!

Harry: And?!

James: When I marry Teddy, I’m gonna take his last name! That way I’ll be three Mauraders in one!

Harry: *audibly choking on his coffee*

James: Get it?! James Sirius Lupin! I’ll be all three, dad! Dad, aren’t you excited?!

Albus: *also upstairs in his bedroom* What the hell do you mean ‘when’ you marry him?!

James: Well who else am I gonna marry?! I gotta marry Teddy so I can be James Sirius Lupin! This isn’t rocket science, Al!

Albus: For the love of Salazar can you please shut the fuck up?!

Lily: *also in her bedroom upstairs* I think it sounds like a great idea!

James: Right?! I’m gonna be James Sirius Lupin!

Albus: This family is falling into fucking anarchy!!!!

James: Shut up, Albus Severus Malfoy!

*later*

Ginny: *arriving home* Hey honey, sorry I’m late, I had to edit- why are you on the floor?

Harry: *lying on his back on the floor, staring at the ceiling* I have made a grave mistake in my choice of names for our children.

The other night dear, as I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken So I hung my head and I cried

Les Mis Fun Fact

Ok so as you all probably know by now I am in love with the Jewish Grantaire hc. I would like to state the fact that a good portion of people who have played Grantaire on Broadway/tours/etc. are Jewish, including George Blagden (the guy who plays Grantaire in the movie).

Ok, so, coffeeshop AU where Enjolras is working as a barista to put himself through college and R is the annoying customer.

And everyday, when Grantaire comes in, when he’s not busy arguing with Enjolras about ideological differences, he flirts outrageously with Enjolras and any other barista in earshot, and always orders his coffee the same way:

“I like my coffee like I like my men,” he’ll say, with an enormous wink, before adding whatever relevant adjective he feels that day, be it “tall” or “dark” or “strong” or “could knock me on my ass and honestly I’d thank him for it”.

And Enjolras just rolls his eyes and gets Grantaire his usual and purposefully doesn’t comment on it, because Enjolras fits none of those qualities (except tall, but like, so’s half the male population), and it shouldn’t bother him that much but it does.

So he sulks and he complains to all of his friends who know that he’s being ridiculous (and honestly, he knows he’s being ridiculous, but that’s never stopped him in the past and it’s sure as shit not gonna stop him now) and he tries to get the annoying, cynical man out of his head.

Until one day, when he’s had a late night studying after a protest and he’s tired and on edge and finally just snaps at Grantaire: “Honestly, I’m just here to make your coffee. I don’t really care how you like your men.”

And Grantaire gets really quiet and Enjolras is about to apologize when Grantaire asks, in a kind of strange voice, “How do you like your coffee?”

“What?” Enjolras asks, confused.

“How do you like your coffee?” Grantaire repeats. “I want to buy you a coffee as an apology.”

And Enjolras just looks at him for a long moment before blurting, “I like my coffee like I like my men.”

And Grantaire raises an eyebrow at him. “Oh, really?” he asks.

“Yeah,” Enjolras says, and before he can stop himself, adds, “You know, short, dark and bitter.”

For a moment, he thinks Grantaire doesn’t get it, but then Grantaire grins, a wide grin that crinkles his eyes and makes Enjolras grin almost as a reflex in response.

(And when he hands Grantaire his coffee a little later, when his fingers brush Grantaire’s, when Grantaire stands on his tiptoes to kiss Enjolras quickly on the cheek before leaving with a “See you tomorrow!” tossed over his shoulder, Enjolras is pretty sure his grin is going to last all day.)

Henrik Uldalen // Leigh Bardugo, Ruin and Rising

A discowing moment ✨

i’ve done that before

ENTP: Did INFJ just told me they loved me for the first time?

ENTJ: Yeah.

ENTP: And did I just do finger guns back?

ENTJ: Yeah, you did.