To Celebrate The Death Of The Pope, I Will Continue To Be Horny

Trying to show off my new body oil for Sir but it doesn't show up well on camera 😕

When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

supposed to be sleeping but instead im rutting in between the cushions of my friends couch like a bitch in heat

Tumblr doesn't like these, maybe emojis help

made this while i was half asleep last night and found it when i woke up so here you go

I pick 4 and 63 for the asks! 😘

ehehe hiii mutual!!!

4. Are there any sex toys you want to try?

I wanna buy a dildo sooo bad so i can try bottoming but bottoming has so much prep and im really lazy.

53. What is your favorite color to wear?

I love wearing green and red sweaters and jackets but i did wear a pink apron to work once and i think i looked good.❤️

I feel like shit today so pretty panties to make it better

Oops my towel started slipping