Me: Oh Look A Writing Competition For People My Age, Let’s Enter

Every writing advice post: Just write! Don’t look back! First drafts are meant to suck! Edit later!

Me, re-reading the whole paragraph every time I add another sentence: What was that?

I found this really interesting!

'Marketing is hard! Hiring an editor is expensive! Amazon doesn’t like erotica!'

An interview with indie author Ai Love!

You'd better not miss reading it. 🙂

LITERARY EXPRESS

'If You Can't Find Something Good to Read, Write It' – LITERARY EXPRESS

A former politician who has written op-eds for several large publications in the United States of America, the fourty-year-old, who is curre

Me: I want to write.

Someone else: What's stopping you?

Me: ...

Me: *gestures vaguely* nyehh.

Winter Jasmine/

Here Now

earliest morning, golden aura

inaugurates the policy of the day:

a blazing bonfire of mandarin kisses

creates an inferno of radiant beauty

heat and light, illuminate and ignite

hope above a frostbitten, february horizon

promise of warmer days to come

after winter's mountains of snow

and castle walls, iced in icicles

dissipate into winter jasmine,

snowdrops, crocus and daffodils

bouquets of blooming blossoms

that spill splashes of magic

permeate the mood of the moment

with hues of exuberance and pure joy

excitement of being here, now

©️ @followcb ☆ February 16, 2021

Image & Poem by Chris Bartlett

Kauneonga Lake, New York

writing?? more like self-led therapy

✨💛 This is the Amazing Person Award! 🏆Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and out 💛✨

Aw thank you so much! I'm sorry I didn't reply, I've been really busy recently

4. The tiny, miniscule, impossible possibility that my story turns out amazing and I sell tonnes of copies and they make it into a film and I meet my favourite actors who like the story so much that they want to be the main character

I write my stories for one or more of three reasons:

1. Aesthetic

2. That One Scene

3. Spite

ME PRESENTING MY GARBAGE FICS TO THE AUDIENCE

OKAY DOINKERS!

This fic *slaps fic's ass* has so many words in it but not so many because I can barely articulate myself in a textpost that you will be AMAZED I was able to write this trash.

Could it be better?

Yes.

Do I care?

Absolutely.

Am I ashamed?

You betcha.

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad