Someone Has Probably Already Done This But

Gwen suffers from chronic Jon Archivist Syndrome where she asks actively advancing horrors beyond comprehension the dumbest questions. Like actually, "You don't sound Russian?" pales in comparison to "CAN HE READ??"

MAYBE HE CANT READ GWEN BUT DOES IT ACTUALLY MATTER?? GIVE THE SHAMBLING MURDER CLOWN HIS FUCKING GWEN MAIL OH MY GOD HIS TEETH ARENT SOFT!!!!

POV: you are Willy Stampler

Reading dissolving classroom by Junji Ito whilst having a throbbing headache is an experience

losing my shit

Here's my little snow gremlin :D

Give them a name

Literally like the third time I've made one in my life so don't be mean

We’re going to get up there!

DNDADSWEEK

DAY 1: Season 1

Nothing is as emotionally rewarding as managing to put a child to bed that nobody else can get to bed

Meteorite showers are just the sky's baby teeth falling out

Next time the orthodontist drops something into my mouth I'm swallowing