ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE BROTHER I DID NOT SLEEP LAST NIGHT !!!

shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’

“The first time anyone wondered where to go, they dreamt me into existence” 😫 (made Loco’s face look like the front of a train because why not)

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

late night SFTH doodles, except it's just some of my favorite faces from the past few days <3

(plus escape from the vault tom bc how does he do that)

Heads up for anyone seeing the wild robot who has a seizure or overstimulation disorder:

I have epilepsy and it nearly triggered a seizure in the first few minutes of the movie. The lightning flashes were EXTREMELY intense. Keep this in mind if you go see it!

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

Hey, worldbuilding idea concerning "what if magic, but it's a science": the more you learn about magic, the more obvious it is that we actually know fuck-all about it. Like a layman will say "ghostly forces are more sensitive to the haunting ghost's relatives due to the bond of bloodlines" with the same obvious confidence as "a rock falls to the ground because it's heavy", while students of the magical arts are baffled by these forces, along the lines of "fucking magnets, how do they work." Nobody knows how any of this actually works.

An ancient mage who is famed to be the most wise of all the ways of magic will sigh at another confusing dead end, admitting something like "in all levels except physical, the fae do not exist", and someone with only happenstance experience with the supernatural goes "what are you talking about, of course they exist, I've seen them", and the mage, exasperated, agrees. Yes, of course they do exist. But they shouldn't. And we don't know how that works.

Please Lord take all of TommyInnit's pain and give it to mrbeast

That DAMN video- THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY 😭🙏💥‼️ I have been manifesting this shit for 2 whole years ohhh my god, ITS REAL, LETS GOOO 🗣

This is not how i wanted my first mcyt post to go, BUT I LITERALLY EXPLODED FROM JOY WHEN I SAW THIS, like yall dont even know 💀 TRULY like, gods fucking gift for my birthday i swear

schlatt takes mumbo on a boat date but crashes the boat 🤔

I legit want to write some short little Mumbo/Schlatt thing but I don't. I don't even know what it'd be about. senseless smut of course because that's fun but I mean what's the context. where are they at, where have they met. is it just Schlatt trying again to 'convince' Mumbo to get him onto Hermitcraft (as if Mumbo has control over that anyway)??

idk man

but I wanna do it

I have also considered doing Doc/Purplers because they gave me great vibes in that one video of Doc's. yet again I am forging new frontiers on AO3

did y'all know I'm the sole owner of Scar/Dream, Grian/Bad, and now Doc/Quackity?? turns out you can be the only person in a ship tag on AO3 if you come up with wacky nonsense no one else has reason to consider :D!

but Schlumbo.. I think we can make that a thing. I think that'd be fun