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anyway this is your periodic reminder that self-medicating hrt is epic and you should do it

I need someone to make this fanart

So Dash catches up w a friend from high school around his sophomore year of college and they meet up at Dash’s apartment. Now see Danny has a lot of plants because he likes plants and of course Dash doesn’t have a problem with them. He likes that they smell good and his mom is proud that his home looks presentable. 

 His friend is immediately like ‘lol dude nice fuckin’ plants, they you’re chicks?’ because their is /a lot/ of plants and a straight guy like Dash  (that one thing with that one geeky dude- Fenton? That was just a phase, it must have been) doesn’t need plants. Dash is about to answer but Danny just comes out of the bathroom with a full watering can and with a straight face is just like 'Yes’ and fucking waters his plants.

 Dash is just like 'You remember Danny, right?’ His friend is dead.

Hey guys,

I’ll make this short. Today a racist idiot burned our car completely. It can only be sold for scrap because the motor, brain and sensors are fried.

We’re a family of black latine immigrants. we did not get any stimulus checks. I was forced to drop out cause I can’t pay for college so I’m using my shop to sustain my family, and without a car this is just so, so much more difficult.

I beg of you. If you’ve ever used these:

Please. please consider boosting and/or donating. I’m in complete shambles over this. 

http://paypal.me/mothcharm  http://ko-fi.com/swordknight  https://mothcharm.bigcartel.com

Thank you ♥

Maybe. . .yes. . .

Are you reading shameless smut again?

I got real petty over on the Facebook page and IT WAS GLORIOUS.

Uhhh warning for violence and angst

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"HE LEFT US!"

Deceit had to dodge a flying morning star as he watched Remus breakdown. Deceit was breaking down too, in his own quiet way.

He held Virgil's old hoodie tightly to his chest, hoping Remus wouldn't destroy it in his blind rage and sadness.

"He'll come back…" Deceit muttered, closing his eyes and lifting the hoodie up closer to his face.

"CUT THE BULLSHIT! HE'S NEVER COMING BACK! HE HATES US!" Remus threw more things across the room, hitting the wall next to Deceit.

Deceit would be lying if he said it wasn't quite scary. Though he knew Remus hated being called scary.

"He…" Deceit shut his mouth, knowing nothing he could say would calm Remus down. Nothing he could say could fix this.

He knew Virgil wasn't coming back, that they had been abandoned yet again.

He couldn't do anything except fall against the wall and slowly slide down until his knees were against his chest, staring down at the old jacket until his vision blurred with tears.

"I'LL KILL HIM! I'LL RIP OUT HIS EYEBALLS AND SHOVE THEM UP HIS OWN NOSTRILS!"

Remus' threats to hurt Virgil faded into static as Deceit kept staring at the jacket. His tears and all the yelling and all the static were giving him a headache, but he didn't move or wipe his face. He just kept staring at the jacket.

What had he done wrong? Why did Virgil leave them? Was it Remus' fault? No, surely not. It had to have been something Deceit done.

He had begged Virgil to stay, begged him not to leave, begged him to at least try to convince Patton to let Deceit and Remus come too.

Maybe he should have tried harder. It was all Deceit's fault now. Virgil was gone and he and Remus were still stuck here. Stuck not being cared about or known. Stuck being evil and scorned.

When he snapped out of it, Remus had finally quieted down, facing the opposite wall and weeping quietly.

Deceit put down the jacket and scooted up to Remus, wrapping his arms around the other side and burying his face into his upper back.

"Why do they hate us, Deceit?" Remus' voice was uncharacteristically soft, "What did we do wrong?"

Deceit stayed quiet against Remus for a few good moments before letting out a soft, "I don't know."

He wasn't lying.

Um, duh!

#drarry #sneville #destiel regram @fandoms_commitment I am guilty of many #drarry#neville+blaise#johnlock#wolfstar#destiel#phan#troyler#ohgodineedalife#newtmas

Someone. . .if you love Destiel or just wanna make a sad fangirl happy. . .please. . .please. . .please! Make this a fanfic! Send it to me or something just make it happen!!!!