He’s Literally The Only Person On That Ship Who Knows How To Pick Up Chicks.

cecil probably spends too much time watching over teenagers

Superhero Training (+ Bonus)

She's gonna kick some grits into his face

Another universe where Cecil tries to riz Debbie and fails

Thank, bad lip reading, for existing.

happy pride month to every loser who celebrates

(personal headcanons idgaf and I don't wanna hear it if you disagree)

Agents of B.A.R.B.I.E. -> Leo & Jemma Fitzsimmons

These Barbies are scientists!

Peter, in tears: Nat, I’m gay and I’m proud of who I am so if you don’t accept me well… I’m not sorry. Natasha, in the middle of a very passionate make-out session with Maria: Kid…

Bob: Alexei? Why can’t Walker stay over you let Yelena have her girlfriend sleep over.

Yelena: Kate is not my girlfriend.

Kate: Well you didn’t have to say it like that.

TW: child abuse, SA, racism

Okay, we need to talk about the whole "Yelena Belova is AroAce" thing.

This is not canon.

It is something Devin Grayson, and literally only Devin Grayson, has ever attempted to say about the character.

Why does this matter? Because if we have to take Devin Grayson's word as gospel on everything she's ever written, than her novel Inheritance (officially published by DC comics) means that Green Arrow is canonically a pedophile. In her Nightwing comics she was also fond of putting in 'easter eggs' implying Bruce/Dick or Slade/Dick. Indeed in an interview she proposed that Dick Grayson's sexuality and understanding of relationships was such a mess he tried to put the moves on Bruce.

Speaking of Nightwing, she made him part Romani, specifically because it would make him more 'exotic', and peppered the storyline where this was revealed with slurs and negative stereotypes. She also made him a serial cheater, but an unconscious one, declaring him to be too fixated on touch and too confused about relationships to understand what he's doing.

Devin Grayson is not a good person (it took her 10 years to actually admit that she'd had a villain rape Dick Grayson, insisting on calling it 'nonconsensual sex' and being 'quirky' and coy about it before 2014) and she is not a good writer, and if you're requiring me to take her saying in an interview that Yelena is asexual as gospel, you're requiring me to take a whole lot of really bad shit as gospel too.

Now, let me be 100% clear here. It is entirely fine for Yelena to be asexual. I am in no way trying to say that Devin Grayson saying Yelena is asexual is comparable to the terrible shit she did in DC Comics. And I know we desperately need more ace and aro representation in media. And yes, there probably is some aphobia in people's reactions to this talking point that seriously needs to be addressed. I bring up the Devin Grayson stuff not to try and draw a point of comparison between that horrible shit and Yelena being Ace, but to emphasize that Devin Grayson is not a writer anybody else who is writing comics or adjacent works takes seriously or considers to be canon. And to demonstrate that what a single writer says in an interview is not considered definitive about that character.

Shipping Yelena with Kate or Bob or whoever the fuck is not erasure. It's just a different headcanon.

Agents of B.A.R.B.I.E. -> Phil Coulson

This Barbie is losing it!

rewatching agents of shield and gosh i just really appreciate chloe and elizabeth for how many "crumbs" they were able to give us skimmons/bioquake girlies throught the whole of AOS... but tbh think chloe sometimes over did it, which is not bad but gosh im so much more insane over them now cuz of how many little moments i keep noticing from daisy's part, the way she looks at jemma, her light and gentle touches any time she gets to be close to her, little smiles she has only for jemma im– gosh damn it chloe ily