What If I Picked Up My Violin Again After Years Of Not Properly Playing For The Sole Purpose Of Learning

oh WOW that IS one long last day of work they're pulling!!

as I'm continuing to scroll through the video game soundtrack blog I'm giggling to myself imagining the music I would submit if it were me . I'd be submitting shit from games nobody's ever heard of save for me and 3 people and I'd be having an amazing time about it . because I'd introduce so many people to game from my childhood and it would be glorious

Once upon a time there was a small desert village with a single well outside town. One day a young woman went to the well to fetch water, and the well heard her crying, and asked “What’s wrong?”

She stopped her sobbing and asked the well “You can talk?”

“Yes,” said the well. “Long ago, the witch who lives in this town gave me life so I could serve as a guardian to the townspeople.”

“Alas,” said the young woman. “I am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the townsfolk for many years. But the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the people up against her, and they burned her at the stake. I am young and still do not know very much magic. I tried to curse them, but my curses fizzled. Now I worry I will never avenge my mother’s death.”

“Do not be afraid,” said the well. “I will take care of this.”

The next morning, when the Mayor came to fetch water from the well, he heard an odd noise coming from the bottom. He peered over as far as he could to see what was happening. Then an impossibly long arm shot up from the bottom of the well, grabbed the mayor, and pulled him into the well shaft. There was a horrible crunching sound, and nobody ever saw the Mayor again. The townsfolk apologized to the witch’s daughter, and they all lived happily ever after.

Moral of the story: living well is the best revenge

Bill: oh no I need to escape all my troubles, I know, ETERNAL PARTY!

*billion of years ago*

Bill dad: oh no poll numbers are low and the people are close to revolting, I know, NEW HOLIDAY!

I think there's some real (comedic) potential to this "Mayor Euclid declares his own baby Best Baby Of All Time" theory.

fuck it HOMOPHOBIC SWAN JUMPSCARE

the gap in my resume? what gap? what resume?

just accidentally cut my finger on a bag of popcorn. this is like a joke in a cartoon to show you someone is fragile. head in hands.

@ritoprodigy

archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

Happy Mother’s Day! =)