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HC: Frank’s Cellphone

Okay we are aware that Greek demigods can’t use cell phones because it would alert monsters right? Like Annabeth has a cell phone (that she can use for calls) but that’s because she BA and she has it just in case (she’s also not supposed to have one but that ain’t stopping her). That being said, Frank does have a phone. He was able to use google maps at some point in MoA to see how one tourist left coordinates to where they are supposed to go. Frank has a cellphone, has it for a long time that can take calls and use the internet. Which here’s the thing, Frank isn’t Annabeth: not knowingly raised in a world with monsters. He probably wasn’t given the talk that phones attract monsters somehow. Frank and his household has been targeted by a lot of monsters at some point before the story. Yet he doesn’t know that monsters and demigods exists.

Which leads to the funniest HC: Frank has been targeted by some tough monsters but he somehow Charlie Chaplin avoided them for most of his life. He’s done with school, his grandma calls him to let him know when she’ll pick him up. A manticore tries to take him out back, but he unknowingly dodge them and leaves the school’s computer lab unharmed. Someone tries to catfish him online (it’s secretly an emposa). So he blocks them. He’s using google maps to get home for some place. A monster sneaks up on him, tries to kill him, but somehow falls down a storm drain. He’s watching some mythomagic video essay on YouTube, a monster tries to bury his head in with a hatchet, then his mom shows up behind that fiend and drags the bastard into a dark alley way never to be seen again. He looks behind her and sees mom with a baseball bat and assume she just wants to go to the park to play sports. (He passes) At some point, Annabeth and Percy mention monsters being attracted to demigods using cell phones. Frank: Wait they do?

KANE CHRONICLES!

KANE CHRONICLES!

KANE CHRONICLES! I think it’ll be hilarious if all the Kane chronicles tumblr artists just make fake screenshots of the Kane chronicles scenes just to mess with everyone and make them think it’s an actual series.

just a little dinner date, as a treat

my beloveds

“Annabeth and Grover found a really cool spot. Come on! I gotta show you!” “Percy…”

“No. Sudden. Moves.” “E-Ethan?”

Sam is ready to kill a man.

it looks so good!

The Cliff (Nicolas Delort)

Okay hot take but if we ever get to fight one of the Dooms in Marvel Rivals, I want it to be epic AF, like a really fun fight… and then I want the other Doom to have been taken out by Moon Knight and Squirrel Girl embarrassingly. Like he was going to automatically win by doing something but unfortunately, the two heroes standing in said way is these two. The only grace that Doom is afforded is that none of the heroes ever mention it because Squirrel Girl wouldn’t even bother and Moon Knight is pretty sure he hallucinated a tide of squirrels drowning the mad doctor (he did not).