Whos Up Pondering They Orb(anderperry)?

The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.

a relationship should be 50/50 you steal a painting and he steals this painting from you

i used to spend hours upon hours watching vat19 videos, the time i spent watching ads i could’ve done something important, like talk to other kids but no

Donna Tartt Character: I love this beautiful, ethereal girl. She is so glamorous, and intriguing and I love her so much. She’s the most aesthetically pleasing person I know and I feel like I can trust her. I maybe kissed her once? I think maybe I was drunk?

Also Donna Tartt character: my best friend is so handsome, and I can’t stop looking at him, and everything he does makes my stomach flutter with butterflies. One time he kissed me and I can’t stop thinking about it and I’m going to describe it in great detail and it was the best moment of my life. But I’m definitely a straight, heterosexual dude what are you talking about?

throwback to that one fall out boy interview where they are at the mall and patrick disappears and they’re like wtf where did he go and he was at the fucking food court

"oh how i meant to cheese him / oh how i meant no ham" —sufjan stevens themed sandwich shop

one of the best things about house md is that throughout all 8 seasons both house and wilson randomly bring up tidbits of queer culture that they would have absolutely no reason to know if they were straight

wow i can’t believe they’d cut this out

after the scene cut, in the goldfinch movie, after boris calls out “potter” outside of the shop, theo actually ran into boris’ arms and they kissed for a minute before theo realized they were in public and had too much internalized homophobia and that is why boris suggested they go have a drink inside the bar where the scene picks back up.