Ive Always Hated How Short I Was Until I Saw This Bless

Good God that's funny!

Entering the BIOS

by @just_hank_moody, andreibkn and necessaryaegis

YES!

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how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor

How do I become friends with Sir Bob? Please, wanna soo bad!

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

That fact - that wars maximize a political leader's power - is a key reason they often crave war and why wars, under the Constitution, were supposed to be extremely difficult for presidents to start. As John Jay wrote in Federalist 4, "absolute monarchs will often make war when their nations are to get nothing by it, but for the purposes and objects merely personal" (that's also why the absurd contortions invoked by President Obama to fight a war in Libya not only in the absence of Congressional approval, but in the face of formal Congressional disapproval, belongs high on the list of his worst and likely most enduring civil liberties assaults).

#submit this for best short at the oscars