TDS, May 13, 2015

No fucking shit. (In case anyone cares, fucking Google keyboard won’t let me swipe that, instead comes out as “no ducking shut”, assholes. I mean seriously, I’ve been coding for 20+ years and Google wants to be my grandma! If that doesn’t make sense, fuck you it’s the Margarita!)

(via Princeton Study: U.S. No Longer An Actual Democracy)

Asking “[w]ho really rules?” researchers Martin Gilens and Benjamin I. Page argue that over the past few decades America’s political system has slowly transformed from a democracy into an oligarchy, where wealthy elites wield most power.

Does anyone have any orange slices?

A warm heart!

This may be the best couch gag of all time.

I'll just change this tunable

by Forge and SirKeldon

How do I become friends with Sir Bob? Please, wanna soo bad!

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

I'm Listening to "Lies" by Marina & The Diamonds (on Just Skin)

Of course!