Yeah Yeah Sure Greater Baja Blast Is Still Banned But You Know What? Fuck The Wizard Council! I’m Gonna

oh my god IT’S TRUE

Harry to Butters: Listen, you just saved me from having “Disemboweled by ancient sailor with a snake fetish.” carved on my tombstone, so let me give you some free advice.  There are an astounding amount of powerful people in this world.  And a lot of them are flat-out crazy.  So…. Trust me…..  You will always be in over your head.  Always.

*Morgan jumps by using geomancy to crush dozens of zombies under a mountain of earth*

Harry: Unless you’re Morgan.

Butters: Nice sword.

YES. Please, more Morgan fic <3

I'm happy to oblige! :)

more silly drawings 

My one of my two favorite scenes from Turn Coat

“It’s a tough target,” I admitted. “It knows magic, and how to defend against it.” “Yes,” Morgan said. He watched me pick a preloaded syringe of antibiotics from the cooler. “And its abilities are more than the equal of both of us put together.” “Jinkies,” I said. I primed the syringe and pushed the antibiotics into the IV line. Then I got the codeine and a cup of water, offering Morgan both. He downed the pills, laid his head back wearily, and closed his eyes. “I Saw one once, too,” he said. I started cleaning up. I didn’t say anything. “They aren’t invulnerable. They can be killed.” I tossed wrappers into the trash can and restored equipment to the medical kit. I grimaced at the bloodied rug that still lay beneath Morgan. I’d have to get that out from under him soon. I turned to leave, but stopped in the doorway. “How’d you do it?” I asked, without looking behind me. It took him a moment to answer. I thought he’d passed out again. “It was the fifties,” he said. “Started in New Mexico. It followed me to Nevada. I lured it onto a government testing site, and stepped across into the Nevernever just before the bomb went off.” I blinked and looked over my shoulder at him. “You nuked it?” He opened one eye and smiled. It was sort of creepy. “Stars and stones… that’s…” I had to call a spade a spade. “Kind of cool.” “Gets me to sleep at night,” he mumbled. He closed his eye again, sighed, and let his head sag a little to one side.

Harry: Morgan why are you so mean-

Morgan: Ik spreek geen Engels.

Harry: Seriously. 

Morgan: Ja.

Alternatively, 

Carlos: Morgan, I think I figured out why you’re such a dick. You have updog.

Morgan: No.

2017 didn’t even feel like a year it was just the 2016 Deluxe™ Expansion Pack.

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

This is a canon interaction between Harry and Morgan. Nobody can tell me otherwise.

Submitted Prompt #62

“I hate to be the bearer of bad news–”

“Let me stop you right there. You do like being the bearer of bad news. You enjoy it. It’s who and what you are. Continue.”