Okay Well This Is Shaping Up To Be Considerably Longer Than The Og Version

Harry Dresden: Thank you for agreeing to see me, Marcone.

Gentleman Johnny Marcone: I didn’t. You just barged in and started talking.

Harry Dresden: I don’t have time for a history lesson.

puts a bow in his hair and grabs his face to apply lipgloss and sends him to war and he kills 10,000 men

Carlos: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Morgan?

Morgan: No.

Harry: I do

Carlos: I know, Harry

Harry: I'm sad

Carlos: I know, Harry

Morgan Headcanon:

Morgan hates mornings. He's perfectly capable of getting up early, and he does most of the time. But the days when he can sleep in are his favourite.

I promise I’m actually going to do these. I’m sorry they’re taking so long

Hey I just hit 100 followers so give me a bit and I’ll post 100 headcanons.

Freddie Mercury's cats

Unknown Cat

Miko

Tiffany

Oscar

Oscar & Tiffany

Dorothy

Goliath

Lily

Romeo

and his favourite cat who has a Queen song named after her…

Delilah

And here is Freddie wearing a waist coat with all of his cats painted on it

Storm Front question

A magic circle is made to keep either magic in, like toot toot, or keep magic out, like the toad demon, and magic can not cross the barrier. If that is the case why does it not seem to work on curses?

I know Harry had to confront shadowman before the council arrives to protect his neck. Why not have Morgan draw a circle around Harry sitting in a chair, power it and watch as the dark spell his the circle and dispense.

Then Morgan can see its not Harry, shocker, and can start looking for the real culprit. I know the book would end far less dramatic then it does but Morgan would have the proof, Harry would not worry about losing his hair and then Shadowman would meet Morgan and his sword.

Not once in the book does Harry ever think about a circle to protect himself from the curse. How simple would that be?

Michael Carpenter: Sure, you may be verified on Twitter. But are you verified in the eyes of God?

I’m looking back at this and laughing at my own bad jokes but the real funny thing is every time I’ve ever written about Justin DuMorne (homophobic x hates the irish) he’s been big gay so F for him I guess

I also wish there was an Evades Taxes x Fucks to Survive square because I think nothing would do Lara Raith more justice than that

This is all I wanted to do

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this