Come On Potato 🙏

In other news what if I woke up one day and made paper bag puppet Stan

Doof: "You see Perry The Platypus, about a few weeks ago I entered The Tumblr Sexyman Showdown. It's a contest for only the sexiest of men-- now now, Perry the Platypus, before you roll your eyes at me, it's not the conventional kind of sexy, no, no! It's the pathetic, the silly, the unconventional! Only for the acquired tastes. Like me~!! So I joined in, and you wouldn't believe it! I plowed through the competition! Bracket after bracket, I dominated the votes. That is, until the final round... when I was put up against Stanley Pines of someplace called 'Gravity Falls'-- for some reason, even though he claimed to come from a place called Gravity Falls and I come from the Tri-State Area, the competition listed me to come from someplace called 'Phineas and Ferb', and I have no idea where that is or who those people are--I was kicked to the curb! He won by a landslide! Well, not literally though, that's a metaphor--that's how Bill Cipher won against Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians, and I KNOW that place doesn't exist--b-but anyway, Stanley won and I only got second. And it doesn't make any sense! Sure, Stanley is similar to what the true Sexyman is, but he's not the greatest! For one thing, he's not that pathetic--jeez, if anyone is the most pathetic here, it's me! He's not that tragic-backstory-able, or anything, he--and worse yet, he's HOT! I mean, he's not that much of an acquired taste! Sure, he's older, but that's it!! Clearly, the people are biased! Which is why I made...THIS!"

Doof: "BEHOLD! THE UNHANDSOME-INATOR!!!!"

Doof: "With this, I can make anyone ugly--so ugly that their ugliness is JUUUST too ugly to be a Tumblr Sexyman! But too handsome to be truly ugly...and I can also tweak it to make myself just a little more handsome, hehe! With this, I will make the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA Sexyman ugly, and shoot myself so I will be the most acquired-taste-handsome out of all of them, winning the love of all of the TRI-STATE AREA, AND ENACTING MY REVENGE AGAINST THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN CONTEST!!!"

Doof: "--Or wait, come to think of it, this isn't really revenge, I mean, the contest's over and it won't come back until next year so this scheme prooobably should've been postponed until then... not to mention this inator isn't exactly that tweaked, it's a rushed job and has some...ahaha...side effects...unless I CRANK UP THE RANGE OF THE INATOR!"

Doof: "Yes, Perry The Platypus, I will become the most tumblr-sexyman handsome by proxy in all of the tri-state area AND GRAVITY FALLS, OREGON!!!"

| Meanwhile In Gravity Falls |

*Stan, reading the paper, suddenly looks up.*

Stan: "Something just happened."

*beat*

Stan: "...Eh. Who cares. Worse has happened in this town. It's probably the heebie jeebies from that German guy from a couple days ago, eugh."

Stan: "Worth it for the prize money, though. I'm still the sexiest man on all of Tumblr! Ahaha!"

*beat*

Stan, still grinning: "...whatever that is."

*A beat. Then the door to the Mystery Shack slams open. It's Ford.*

Ford: "Stanley! I'm back!"

Stanley: "Hey, sixer. Back from another one of your little adventures?"

Ford: "I suppose you could call it that! Ever been to the tri-state area? There are hundreds of anomalies there! Did you know that all the platypuses are teal there?"

Stanley: "Yeah, yeah...well, make sure to tell me later. I'm reading the paper."

Ford: "Well, don't get too absorbed. We're going to Italy tomorrow, remember? We're visiting the Vatican! Lots of great things to explore there! We might even see the pope!"

she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.

What if in relativity falls Mabel went under the name Macie and said she was Dipper but she transitioned and the younger twins called her "May"

My thought process behind this is if Mabel is to fake her death and take dippers place she can't use the name Mabel because Mabel is dead right so she chooses Macie because it's similar to Mason

Idk chat I'm going crazy

Hey I just finished squid games and four months seems like a lot longer time than before

my fic recs!

angst + hurt/comfort

this is a MUST for any gf reader: hide and seek by parsnipit: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26956045

any works by @avidhousehusband , but particularly :

the whole truth: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51089620

adrift: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58507594

farmer’s friend: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60478171

a night of color and static by @jellyskink:(unfinished, feral ford) https://archiveofourown.org/works/59960611

old habits die hard by elliebluejay: (in progress, check tws) https://archiveofourown.org/works/62245828

everything by @ilentari , but i especially enjoy their dark ford works:

this is a gift, it comes with a price: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61528726

chain, keep us together: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61159726

@dark-lord-of-awesomeness cat stan au: (all works, but i’m linking the main one) https://archiveofourown.org/works/60926800

most anything by poggofroggo, but particularly:

watching all the ground beneath you drop: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60860902

bring me home (80s mystery trio au):https://archiveofourown.org/works/60262078

he’s going away tonight (and i can’t do anything) by jackyrubou (check tws): https://archiveofourown.org/works/62843519

fluff/family bonding:

(may contain slight angst, but largely wholesome)

a good ol’ dose of shame by @cosmiccrossing : https://archiveofourown.org/works/20277196

ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING from untrustworthyglitch @hydrangeathief but particularly:

i roll to punch you in the mouth: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37241182

from the “swear jar” series:

who even knows what holiday we’re celebrating here :https://archiveofourown.org/works/35580850

old man world tour: california edition: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35755423

(but seriously, read every work in this series they’re all fantastic)

cuteness aggression (in previously mentioned cat stan au) by @ilentari : https://archiveofourown.org/works/62459296

just know you’re not alone by coffee_scribbles: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60072073

flu season by @colubrine (read their angst too!!) : https://archiveofourown.org/works/59717653

can’t sleep (and it’s not because i’m touch-starved) by rubyflakes: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32120815

the sand with time… by @mythomagically-delicious : https://archiveofourown.org/works/11746458

brains, beauty, brawn by @eosrealis :https://archiveofourown.org/works/6187258

i’m right here by @iirvine : https://archiveofourown.org/works/41466255

there are SO many more for both categories but i’ll cap it there for now!! please let me know if i’ve missed tagging any of the authors who have a tumblr :p

Reverse Portal AU but it's like The Martian and Ford is desperately trying to get Stanley home while Stan is trying to survive in the Nightmare Realm by growing potatoes and is also somehow recording audio logs.

(both of them are having mental breakdowns daily)

We're rapid fire posting today

Here's a gif of baby bill with light up sketchers I made oh so many months ago immediately after school

Under the cut because his sneakers are kind of flashing quickly

With the new wicked movie why and I seeing people acting as though indina menzel wasn't absolutely phenomenal as elphaba

Like just because cynthia erivo did great (and she did) that doesn't mean indina menzel did bad

They're both amazing don't put one down to lift the other up