the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?
human: GO FAST
the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.
human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST
the universe: wait what
human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER
the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP
human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER
For every dead language, there was someone who spoke the last sentence of it, and then it was never spoken again.
unf
me
Being woken up in the middle of a good dream is like turning off an awesome movie knowing you will never be able to finish watching it.
QwQ daww
coot snek-
snack time for snek
Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.