Day 5! Mae From Night In The Woods!

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

i'm fascinated by a possible deeper meaning of the goncharov meme where years of fatigue and resentment for shitty fandom-bait blockbusters, support for martin scorsese following the attempts of marvel bootlickers to turn him into a bogeyman after he criticized them very accurately one time, the gradual reclamation of "film bro" cinema on this website (an effort led in my anecdotes primarily by trans mascs who get #gender from robert de niro), and years worth of blueprints for discourse and bickering over reducing artistically deep media to ship-bait have coalesced into this exact moment where we are basically desperate to manifest a brand new early-career marty movie into existence like a tulpa

I’ve never gone out of my way to listen to The Offspring so I thought that was one of their songs from the 90s that just kept getting radio play around that time?? I had no idea it released in 2008 until today lmao wtf

Music polls are fun tbh

The year is 2008 and your friend offers to split the headphones on their iPod Nano with you. You get to pick the song that comes next

I feel like the weirdest part is that I didn’t see people saying ‘I find Dukat’s sex crimes to be disgusting so he is repulsive to me. I do not want to fuck this man. pass.’ which would be entirely fair, imo. Instead it was like ‘ugh he was a shitty dad and evil’. which. I mean some of the great DILFs of all time fit that description

people who think like this also need to put those stick-on bird decals on their glass patio doors so they don't get bloody noses every day

i am getting tumblr ads for a local credit union? i guess i have to respect whoever pitched tumblr ads to their marketing team. i’d rather see credit union ads than weird scams at least!

Louis de Pointe du Lac. 

Alt Text: Two digital drawings of Louis from Interview With The Vampire.  The first features Louis looking towards the viewer.  He stands in front of an orange skyline.  His features are obscured by shadow.  The second Image is the same as the first but with a ‘glitch’.  Pieces of the picture are out of place or distorted, as if there was an issue with the film the picture was captured on. 

Candle ice crystals by asmrcrak

lasers and feelings hack where your stats are Teen and Wolf. please tell me someone has done this