Hes Such A Scruncht Baby

HE FUCKING

RAHHHHHHHHHHh

THIS IS EDGAR

NO MATTER THE AU

HES AWLAYS MISERABLE RHAHG GOD DAMMIT HES ALWAYS SO PATHETIC AND SAD.

arcane ahh edgar

When Alucard's eyes get that amber gold hue to them 💛

wheres that long post about alucard being in love with sypha, like actually where is it if i could find it again id @ them so hard rn

It's ok, Sypha explained the joke to him afterwards

👏THIS. THIS. THIS. NOBODY BETTER LEAVE HIM ALONE FOR A SECOND AND IF ANYONE MAKES HIM CRY IM CALLING HIS DAD TO COME BEAT THEIR ASS, NO IM SO TIRED OF THE ALUCARD MISTREATMENT

he deserves so much istg im 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😭😭😡😡

my babyyyyy

look at him look who youre hurting you made him sad and he locked himself up in his bed chambers and is blasting lana del rey YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED

okay as a preemptive, if anything happens to my boy alucard in season 2. i am throwing hands. and I mean anything. No Dying. Absolutely none. I will not tolerate it and Will drop the show. and I don't think I'm alone. physical truama is fine as long as it leaves a cool scar i think. mental trauma Should Not pass the infamous ep 10 s3 levels. besides that I am very excited to see him again and see what type of shit the belmonts are gonan start.

yes. yes. YES. yes. I WANT THIS. this is everything. its giving. ITS GIVINGGGGGG. yes. yes. yes. YES. this is SO AWWEOSMEIJTNSJHNJDGBNHB abrakbrabrkbarkb thanks for the new pfp thanks for the new background /hj THIS IS SO COOL THE STATIC AND IN THE OCMIC HE WAS LIKE "OHYEAH WHEN SCRIABIN TAKES OVER THE STATIC AND AJSBSHJFBSJHDBF ABRAKBRKARBAK a🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😌🙏

VARGATSOBER - day 9 : empty

" when have you cried , edgar ? when have you ever wanted to kill ? wanted to rip someone apart ? when have you curled into a ball and shivered ? you've never done those things . not that you can recall . you're an empty shell of a man , edgar . you feel nothing . you even felt nothing in the face of your impending death , and the entire purpose of life is to  avoid dying . "

HIS LITTLE FEETS IM GOING TO CRY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAND HIS TINY LITTLE POINTY EARS OH MY GODDD HE D O E S HAVE POINTY EARS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭AAAAAAAAAAA😭😭😭AA😭😭😭AAAAAAAAAJKJFJKJJJJJHHJJHJHJJH😭

THERE'S BABY ALUCARD CONCEPT ART?!

BRO

my mom and i play world of warcraft together and im a tank and shes a healer and all of the above is completely true, entirely air tight, this is the truth

I truly don't get why the common stereotype of tank/healer MMO couples is surly toughguy tank and anxious people-pleaser healer because every time I queue in as a healer I can feel myself physically turning into the devil

AHHHHHHHHHHHH ive been binging it all day ilove him i love himi love him

me me me me me me me me me me

Me: no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, step on me and I would say thank you.

LMFAOOOOOOO

literally a photo of skjoldr helping out his bro atreus so he can give angrboda a kiss~

gryla has angrboda grounded for a undisclosed amount of time making atreus having to sneak the past few weeks and skjoldr helping him with various ways of getting past the traps getting to her 😩