Cutiebetutie - Alucard's Wife (definitely, Definitely)

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Shell - bg3 comic Astarion, TavDurgeMonk

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every gow blog abt atreus and angrboda being a whiny fuss blog about everything that threatens that ship is getting old, are there any normal ones that just post cute content abt it and dont make it a weird political statement/rant

my mom and i play world of warcraft together and im a tank and shes a healer and all of the above is completely true, entirely air tight, this is the truth

I truly don't get why the common stereotype of tank/healer MMO couples is surly toughguy tank and anxious people-pleaser healer because every time I queue in as a healer I can feel myself physically turning into the devil

how @disposal-blueeee be sleeping after crusty jpg jake themed body pillow

legally obligated to do this

(art by @zarla-s, stolen from her dev art)

jake ABSOLUTELY smokes weed, theres no way he doesnt

i feel like with how sensitive scriabin's vessel is that he would be uniquely fked up by weed, like he would probably sink into the couch and go non verbal for at least 45 minutes

i cant decide if edgar would be paranoid and panic attack-ey or if he would finally calm down, honestly with jake involved he might finally calm down

he would, and you know one of them, the clumsy one, woyld probably be named trevor

Alucard would casually transform into a bat and roost with pigeons.

He'd have favorites.

Favorite pigeons.

Somewhere in the world there would exist an entire flock of specific pigeons that Alucard would adore.

Hundreds of pigeons, all with unique names, that Alucard can tell apart by the tiniest differential details in their appearance.

cutest fucking thing ive ever seen

Hey happy Valentine's Day! Can I request Castlevania Adrian and his wife spending the night watching the stars and the moon together, very fluffy, cozy up together and kissing from time to time.

-selenophile 🌙🌌✨

Adrian draped a blanket over his wife’s shoulders. He hadn’t bothered to ask if she was cold, he knew. And if she asked, she would deny it, and it would take them another 20 minutes to end up right were they were now.

“Oh! Thank you.” [Y/N] grinned up at him as Adrian sat back down beside her. The cold not nearly as much of an issue for him. “Here. You have some too.” She still offered and draped a corner of it over his shoulder. “Do you know what that one is?”

“Canes Venatici.” He answered.

“And that one?”

“Lyra.”

“And that one?”

Adrian’s eyes moved to the new direction her finger was pointing, “that’s just a bunch of stars.”

“They’re all just a bunch of stars.” [Y/N] argued with him. Then pouted when he said not all of them got names. “That seems unfair.”

Adrian chuckled. Then pulled his wife into his lap with her blanket to give her a kiss. Of course she, of all people, would feel bad for stars for not having names. “How about we name them? I’ll keep track.”

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bro not now she has to commune with the dead