Cackling At This All Morningthank You

the laughter this caused me put me into a coma, thankyou

all these anons trying to get galstarion pregnant are just durge's inner monologue desperately bargaining. drow my deepest condolences but your wife queefs out the dust of the crypt. those are century eggs.

STOP THISNIS ACTUALLY SO SAD NO NONONO I REFUSE IT i will personally show up to his castle aand cling to him like a baby duck i will follow him aroudn everywhere yes i will he will NOT BEa alone not on my watch no this is the saddest thing ive ever read no.nonono.I LOVE HIM SO MUUUUCH NOOOOOOOO

Do you ever think about what would have happened if Greta had never sent that letter to Adrian? Or if Sypha and Trevor had never returned? Adrian would be all alone in that castle, coping with the weight of his parents deaths and the murder of two people who he trusted enough with a piece of him so sacred. How they now took that piece of him to their grave. He would rot in that castle with nothing to live for except for the promise he made to people who will never return. Years have gone by and he’s forgotten how to speak because what use is it talking to ghosts? Years have gone by and he’s weakened from a lack of food that he’s too saddened to bother to hunt anymore. He would curl up waiting for when he’s needed again knowing that day will never come, until Vlad and Lisa have finally chosen to see their son again. A son they chose to abandon for the sake of seeing the world. A son they left to die who will know have to deal not with the weight of his parents deaths but with the knowledge that all these years he was overlooked by two people that loved each other more than they loved him.

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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THIS IS EDGAR

NO MATTER THE AU

HES AWLAYS MISERABLE RHAHG GOD DAMMIT HES ALWAYS SO PATHETIC AND SAD.

arcane ahh edgar

UGH THEYRE SO CUTE scriabin this shit is why grandma keeps yelling at you

Chairs don’t cry, quiet down

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