✨️SCRUNCHT✨️

my mom and i play world of warcraft together and im a tank and shes a healer and all of the above is completely true, entirely air tight, this is the truth

I truly don't get why the common stereotype of tank/healer MMO couples is surly toughguy tank and anxious people-pleaser healer because every time I queue in as a healer I can feel myself physically turning into the devil

JAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAKE

😭🥺 JAKE😭🥺💧jake💧J JAKE😭😭 JAKEEE🥺🥺😭JJJAAAKEEE😭🥺💧🥺😭 jake 💧jj😭🥺💧ja 🥺kee😭. e 💧🥺😭jakeeeee. 💧💧jake 😭🥺jak e🥺🥺😭jAKEE 💧JAKE😭😭 JAKEEEE🥺🥺😭JAKEEEEEE😭🥺💧🥺😭 jake

HIS LITTLE FEETS IM GOING TO CRY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAND HIS TINY LITTLE POINTY EARS OH MY GODDD HE D O E S HAVE POINTY EARS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭AAAAAAAAAAA😭😭😭AA😭😭😭AAAAAAAAAJKJFJKJJJJJHHJJHJHJJH😭

THERE'S BABY ALUCARD CONCEPT ART?!

BRO

fucking me

manifesting

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

me me me me me me me me me me

Me: no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, step on me and I would say thank you.

♥ FIVE TURRETS ♥ 😩😩😩

its the one at the end of the hall, on top of the four waiting for you thats making me cackle

i giggledbsomuch at thisoy my god

*lo seduce*

idk something deep in my heart was screaming at me that I had to do this

HIS SCAR SHOWING EVEN ON THE WOLF FORM MAKES ME SO SAD ACTUALLY LIKE DRACULA DID NOTHING WRONG EXCEPT ATTACK ALUCARD IM GONNA START CRYING