MY LITTLE SCRUNCH BABY, GOD HES SO CATTY ALREADY BUT THIS DOESNT HELP

adrian tepes let me be your girlfriend

completely cursed vargas x acnh crossover

ages ago my friend and i were trying to dress up our acnh characters as vargas characters and i need to share the results theyre so funny

these are so old btw

in order its edgar, scriabin, devi, and jake

NNY IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE BUT I LOST HIS SCREENSHOT

i cant get over jakes face its making me scream laugh, and the fact that hes at brewsters paralleling the bar fic is so absurd

legally obligated to tag @disposal-blueeee in a post involving jake, the hat man will Get me otherwise

i need this dubbed NOW

Fimbulwinter hits hard for everyone

HEHJAEAJHEAJHEDJHBAJEFBHN AEFNA FE I MISTYPED IM SORRY THANK YOU SO MUCHHHHH HEHAHHEHEHE THIS BEING THE ALTERNATIVE RATHER THAN JAKE DECKING NNY IS SURPRISING, CANT IMAGINE JAKE BEING DOWN WITH MURDER EAHJEHE THANK U im screaming sorry im worked up bc im laughing sm at my own error and how u made it so good thank u

is this where u take the requests? if not, apologies lol still learning tumblr, I WAS WONDERING IF MY VARGAS RELATED REQUESTOBER REQUEST COULD BE JAKE/NNY? i feel like jake/nny is SO looked past like its actually so cute, they could be doing anything THANK U IF THIS WAS THE WRONG PLACE SORRY MWAH MWAH X

Day 12 - Once you had one hole in your skin, you've had 'em all

ALUCARD WAS ABSOLUTELY BORN TO BE A COTTAGECORE LESBIAN, HES THRIVING LIKE THISUGHHHHH imagine if he wasnt dealt the shittiest hand, JUST IMAGINE. this boy couldve lived a happy life as a stardew valley character AND WE ARENT LETTING IT HAPPEN

honestly hes giving elliot, if not the tv series then at LEASt the gamessss omf

Alucard + cottagecore 🍂🧺 | Castlevania season 3, episode 1 "Bless Your Dead Little Hearts"

manifesting

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

my mom and i play world of warcraft together and im a tank and shes a healer and all of the above is completely true, entirely air tight, this is the truth

I truly don't get why the common stereotype of tank/healer MMO couples is surly toughguy tank and anxious people-pleaser healer because every time I queue in as a healer I can feel myself physically turning into the devil

he'd never even think of it, smh

JAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAKE

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cutest fucking thing ive ever seen

Hey happy Valentine's Day! Can I request Castlevania Adrian and his wife spending the night watching the stars and the moon together, very fluffy, cozy up together and kissing from time to time.

-selenophile 🌙🌌✨

Adrian draped a blanket over his wife’s shoulders. He hadn’t bothered to ask if she was cold, he knew. And if she asked, she would deny it, and it would take them another 20 minutes to end up right were they were now.

“Oh! Thank you.” [Y/N] grinned up at him as Adrian sat back down beside her. The cold not nearly as much of an issue for him. “Here. You have some too.” She still offered and draped a corner of it over his shoulder. “Do you know what that one is?”

“Canes Venatici.” He answered.

“And that one?”

“Lyra.”

“And that one?”

Adrian’s eyes moved to the new direction her finger was pointing, “that’s just a bunch of stars.”

“They’re all just a bunch of stars.” [Y/N] argued with him. Then pouted when he said not all of them got names. “That seems unfair.”

Adrian chuckled. Then pulled his wife into his lap with her blanket to give her a kiss. Of course she, of all people, would feel bad for stars for not having names. “How about we name them? I’ll keep track.”