Modern Day Alucard Would Absolutely Have An Asmr Channel, Like Do Yall Remember That Guy That Dressed

GIOCOMINO, GUARDIANO DELLE GALASSIE E DELL'IPERSPAZINO 🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🪄🪄🪄🪄✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

I MISS WHO I WAS BEFORE THIS GOD DAMNED POST

THIS ISNT MY FAULT, OKAY?!

I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING FROM ANY OF YOU

no no, i think hes onto something guys, let him cook-

Do you guys think Alucard's travel to Japan had anything to do with the twins or am I overthinking

HE FUCKING

RAHHHHHHHHHHh

THIS IS EDGAR

NO MATTER THE AU

HES AWLAYS MISERABLE RHAHG GOD DAMMIT HES ALWAYS SO PATHETIC AND SAD.

arcane ahh edgar

legally obligated to do this

(art by @zarla-s, stolen from her dev art)

jake ABSOLUTELY smokes weed, theres no way he doesnt

i feel like with how sensitive scriabin's vessel is that he would be uniquely fked up by weed, like he would probably sink into the couch and go non verbal for at least 45 minutes

i cant decide if edgar would be paranoid and panic attack-ey or if he would finally calm down, honestly with jake involved he might finally calm down

he'd never even think of it, smh

ALUCARD WAS ABSOLUTELY BORN TO BE A COTTAGECORE LESBIAN, HES THRIVING LIKE THISUGHHHHH imagine if he wasnt dealt the shittiest hand, JUST IMAGINE. this boy couldve lived a happy life as a stardew valley character AND WE ARENT LETTING IT HAPPEN

honestly hes giving elliot, if not the tv series then at LEASt the gamessss omf

Alucard + cottagecore 🍂🧺 | Castlevania season 3, episode 1 "Bless Your Dead Little Hearts"

yes. yes. YES. yes. I WANT THIS. this is everything. its giving. ITS GIVINGGGGGG. yes. yes. yes. YES. this is SO AWWEOSMEIJTNSJHNJDGBNHB abrakbrabrkbarkb thanks for the new pfp thanks for the new background /hj THIS IS SO COOL THE STATIC AND IN THE OCMIC HE WAS LIKE "OHYEAH WHEN SCRIABIN TAKES OVER THE STATIC AND AJSBSHJFBSJHDBF ABRAKBRKARBAK a🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😌🙏

VARGATSOBER - day 9 : empty

" when have you cried , edgar ? when have you ever wanted to kill ? wanted to rip someone apart ? when have you curled into a ball and shivered ? you've never done those things . not that you can recall . you're an empty shell of a man , edgar . you feel nothing . you even felt nothing in the face of your impending death , and the entire purpose of life is to  avoid dying . "

COUNTLESS TIMES 😭😭😭😭😭OHM😭😭MY GOD😭😭😭😭ALUCUARDDDDDD STOPPP😭😭😭😭NO I WANT TO GIVE HIM A HUG ITS GONNA BE OKAY😭😭😭😭🫂🫂🫂🫂AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🫂🫂🫂🫂😭😭😭🫂🫂🫂RAHHHHHHHHHH👹😭😭😭IM GOGINT O START SCREAM CRYING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS😭🫂🫂🫂🫂

💖 here y'all go crazy