Sir, Could You Hit Me On The Head With Your Metal Arm So I Don't Have To Go To School?

Silly Game Time: By not sharing (giving all of) your sandwich to a random bird, it turns out you have accidentally offended the Birdeity (Deity of all Birds). Whoops. They are now going to curse you for one month, but will at least allow you to choose between two options.

So would you rather have your hands be like a parrot's talons (but still human-sized), or have to go bob-bob-bobbing along (hopping) everywhere like a robin?

I'd rather have a parrot's talons.

Rb if you were/are a gifted kid I wanna see how many of us ended up here

If we say ‘free gigglestick-9000’ enough they’ll eventually have to do it.

reblog if you’re a safe place for:

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transgender

queer

pansexual

demisexual

ace

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cis-men

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non binary folks

the whole spectrum etc…

follow everyone who reblogs ;)

Silly Game Time: A mermaid and a pirate meet on a pier for a conversation by moonlight (not a full moon nor a crescent moon, but a gibbous moon--which is what it's called when the moon is between half and full) (the phase of the moon's probably not important to their conversation; I just like the term "gibbous moon" and think more people should know it).

Anyway! What do you think they're talking about?

Secret treasures.

i dont like spiders :(

Silly Game Time: I grant you the power to escape any unwanted interaction by use of a magic word. Whenever the word is spoken, you will disappear from your present location and reappear in the nearest public restroom that is at least 1/2 of a kilometer (or about 1/3 of a mile) away.

Which word will you use (keep in mind that the magic will activate whenever anybody or anything in your presence uses it)? And what will be the visual effect of your disappearance and reappearance?

Warrior and the effects would be that when I disappeared black smoke will surround on both sides of me then all of the sudden suck me into the darkness like a black and same thing for when I reappear except it pushes me out instead sucking me in.

Silly Game Time: Which color is the sneakiest?

The sneakiest color is Dark green.

best internet advice is do not get popular at all like. at all when u are 15. do not.