2020 Toto: Hm Yes, All Going To Plan

I don't think Simone biles should make any effort at all to stay humble I think she should be the most arrogant person alive

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

pov you’re on tumblr for halloween:

Undo the Damage of Sitting

Daniel: I got a pet rooster and I named it after you

Lando: aww, because it's handsome like me?

Daniel: No, it's because it's loud and annoying like you

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

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