This Is So Accurate WHAT

i watched all of high noon and all i got out of it was several screenshots of lee van cleef

Angel Eyes doing his thing.

They would have the BEST twitter beef

Ways that Lee Van Cleef characters might have lost their fingertip (just guys I've seen and have ideas for):

Cudlip (Beyond the Law): Bit off by horse.

Ryan (Death Rides a Horse): cut off by Walcott for disobeying him, told it would be his trigger finger next time.

Mortimer (For a Few Dollars More): Old war wound. He usually refuses to explain it any more than that. (The full story is that he got a badly infected splinter and had it amputated. during the war. so you know. technically not a lie. He shares this with Manco apropos of nothing several months into their renewed partnership and Manco appropriately interprets it as a proposal and accepts by silently offering him his cigar. Which Mortimer takes even though he is actively smoking his pipe at this moment.)

Angel Eyes: Kills anyone who asks or acknowledges it in any way. (It was actually from a normal carpentry accident just like the real Lee Van Cleef.)

angel eyes against blondie and tuco

angel tries

angel eyes runs out of soup

angel cries

i express my feelings through other peoples text posts

the nights are just getting worse

and here is perhaps the most niche fanart ive EVER drawn

click for better quality, theyre transparent 👼🤠👼

His gaze can stop time anyways watch Death Rides a Horse

Gotta love that feeling when your celebrity-crush is a decent human being