List Of Mundane Things That Feel Like Ancient Human Rituals

i wanna hug everyone who has been touched by grief and promise them that love will come their way when they least expect it

my favorite lovers tropes

academic rivals to lovers (IS SO GOOD, plus when theyre forced to work together)

the "why didn't you answer my letters??" followed by "you wrote me letters???" HEARTWRENCHING

fake dating (enough said)

the 'you need to learn how to dance so im gonna teach you and oh gosh why r we this close?' (honestly one of my all time favs)

the two enemies dancing together at a masquerade dance (yes, just yes)

the screamed love confession during an argument "BECAUSE I LOVE YOU" (best thing ever)

one bed trope (enough said)

the 'i hate everyone but you' couple (yesssss)

one losing their mind if the other is hurt or captured (cough percabeth cough)

the bodyguard/princess trope I REPEAT THE BODYGUARD/PRINCESS TROPE

the 'we were flirting and everyone else knows we were flirting but we're in denial bout it' (this trope)

MUTUAL PINING MUTUAL PINING

additionally, the 'everyone thinks we're dating but we r not/ in denial bout it' (BEST TROPE EVER)

the hero falling for the villain (honestly one of the best ones out there)

lovers to enemies (SO ANGSTY)

there's more i'll add when i can :)

99% of "mysterious disappearances" esp of people in their 20s who start acting weird for 48 hours and then vanish are not mysterious, thats just when a lot of reality-obliterating mental illness tends to kick in and it's pretty easy to get a short circuit in your brain that makes you go family guy death pose in joshua tree national park. it's not any less tragic, it's just a documented phenomenon and not particularly predictable. its a big reason the medical advice is for people with a family history of schizophrenia to completely avoid weed and psychedelics. "people just go crazy sometimes" is a principle of human health that used to be a lot more accepted prior to the american midcentury and to a certain extent thats a healthier way to conceptualize and prepare for the risk, as opposed to the modern assertion that anyone acting weird is dangerous and broken forever.

things to ask my landlord before renting

How much is rent and what utilities are included with it?

What is the preferred way of paying rent and when is it due?

How much is the security deposit?

How long is the lease deration?

How do you handle emergency maintenance?

What is your pet policy and will I need to pay a pet deposit?

Can i renew my lease when it expires?

Does/how often will rent increase?

What are the rules and restrictions living there?

Is parking available? Is there a cost associated with parking?

Will I need to find a Co-signer?

If anyone else has questions I should ask drop them down! <3

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

@academia-lucifer

one thing i need to start living by is “become the thing that you want” if i want friends who throw themed parties maybe i should start throwing those parties. if i want someone who writes me love letters maybe i should start writing letters for the people i love. if i want to hang out at museums and pretty cafes maybe i should invite my friends to these places. and maybe even then i won’t find the kind of people i want to be around. but then i would have become the exact person i want to be around. and maybe that’s good enough.

Glorious Hermes, slayer of Argus, hear me,

O gracious giver of good things

Hermes of the markets and of trade

Please lend me your aid

As I prepare for this interview 

Please be with me

Friend of mortals I ask for your help

That I may make a good impression

That I may get this job

Luck-bringing Hermes, the renowned ready helper

Lend me both luck and skill

To earn this position

As I pour out this offering, Hermes hear me

Son of Maia hear my prayers

That you may offer me skills in persuasion

Guide me so that I may be successful

Great god of finance lend me your aid in securing this position

Kind god of luck offer me whatever luck I may need

God of persuasion allow me to sway their minds in my favor

For this offering I give you now

For the times I have sung your praises

For the offerings I have left you before

For the learning I have done in your name

Hear me kind hearted Hermes

For if I am successful and am given this job I will paint you a portrait

For if I receive this job I will give you coin in thanks