enemies to lovers where they really hate eachother but somehow their words have a tint of flirt in it and I'm struggling to find them🙏🙏
Flirty Threats
-> feel free to edit and adjust pronouns as you see fit.
"Are you laughing at me?" "Yeah, I am. What are you going to do about it?"
"Wipe that smile off your face before I do it for you."
"And you think you can get away with threatening me?"
"What made you think you can talk to me like that?"
"Are you still thinking about me? Is that why you're so unfocused?" "You wish."
"You really think you have that much of an impact in my life?"
"Do as I say."
"Oh, you think you're hot stuff?"
"Take a shower, [last name], I can smell you from here." "Care to join me?" "In your dreams."
"I don't think you realize how angry you make me." "Aw, I have that much of an effect on you?"
"Wow, Love. You've really outdone yourself this time."
"Trying out a new nickname, are we?"
fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear
cut it out with till death do us part. i will find you in this life and reality and the next one and the next one and the next one
- Dr. Egon Spengler Aesthetic
i wanna hug everyone who has been touched by grief and promise them that love will come their way when they least expect it
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(commission for @ DeeVee_Cake on twit!)
List of “unrequited love but turns out!! it’s actually requited” prompts
“What, did you think I kissed you all these times because I was doing it for the shits and giggles?” “…Let’s be real, you did have a lot of fun shoving your tongue down my throat in public.”
“Oh my God, why are you crying? Does me liking you disgust you that much?” “No, you dumbass, it’s because you like me back but I spent all of this time thinking you’d never like me that way!”
“Look, we can pretend I never confessed if it means you’ll stay—” “What?! No! You can’t just take back your confession! That’s such a coward move and I’ll not allow that! Especially when I feel the same way towards you.”
“I’ll get over you. I promise. These feelings, they’re— they’re only temporary, I swear. I—I’ll get over you. Just please don’t leave me—” “Did you ever think, that maybe, I don’t want you getting over me? What if I don’t want these feelings to be only temporary? That maybe I… Like you, too?”
“I didn’t mean to fall for you.” “And neither did I.” “…Fucking pardon?”
“So according to _____, you’re in love with me, too?” “Oh, that fucking bast— wait, did you just say too?”
“You need to stop kissing me like you mean it; I’m going to read into things wrong and end up breaking my own heart.” “That’s because I do mean it every single time. You’ve just been too dense to realise.”
“Why are you apologising for liking me back?” “Because I don’t want to ruin— wait a second. Pause and rewind, what did you just say?”
“You don’t have to like me back, you know? I just wanted to let you know how I felt, that’s all.” “Well, too bad! Because these feelings are mutual, and now you can’t get rid of me.”
“Why are you lying to me? You can tell me the truth, it’s okay. I’m strong enough for the truth, I swear.” “What? I’m not lying to you! You’d think you’d pick up on the signs that I’ve been in love with you, for fucking forever, but apparently someone’s too obtuse to realise that!”
i want to tear my skin open and rip out every single organ and tendon and vessel i need to get it OUT every single inch of me is dirty and tainted and there's no way to cleanse myself i need to be empty i need to be a cavern
tisiphone whenever she sees zagreus