Am I "too Woke" Or Is „I'm Happy Just To Dance With You” For Real Gives Off Asexual Vibes?

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the nobodies animal crossing new horizons headcanons!!!

i was thinking about this yesterday since i was kinda tired and had nothing to do!! anyway here they areee:

shaun

trying to catch all fish and sea creatures. the grind never stops for him

really loves the boat tours and will spam clap when kapp’n sings 

decorating? upgrading his house? actually playing the game? nah

thinks making villagers go into pitfalls is the funniest shit ever

used to run over pip’s flowers

…banned from pip’s island.

just BARELY 3 star island (so he could get kapp’n)

fav villager is octavian, he’s just cool

keaton

is actually just having fun man

villager hunting!!! has pretty nice luck too so has some really good villagers

treats villagers like real people

makes up drama between them to entertain himself

has a lot of crafted furniture in his house

not the most interesting island ever but definitely isn’t as horrendous looking as shaun’s

sends shaun a bunch of random gifts thru the mail just because

4 star island 

fav villager is diva (just because her name is funny and she’s purple)

pip

“eVeRyThiNG HaS tO Be PerFEcT”

has a checklist of stuff to do every day

ELABORATE flower crossbreeding. MUST GET EVERY FLOWER COLOR OR ELSE

extremely picky about villagers

would probably hit them with the net if they are acting out of order

doesn’t care about the museum at all. literally spends all his time making his island “presentable”

his island is gorgeous though.

probably isn’t even having fun anymore 😭 

5 star island because of course.

fav villager is jitters. he speaks to him.  

emmett

spends half of his time in the photo studio and at harv’s island in general

master of custom designs!!

blows all his money on clothes

has specific areas set up on the island that are really good for taking pictures

plays pretty late at night so he can try to catch the spiders and tarantulas as a challenge, fails miserably every time

cries when a villager wants to move out but feels bad making them stay

has a really nice and well decorated house

super rich for some reason (no one knows where he got this money…)

4 star island

fav villager is olivia, she’s so elegant!

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Guys, is it gay to look at your songwriting partner while writing the line “I'd love to turn you on.” and then call that a "sneaky little look"? Just askin'...

Oh boy...

"I remember doing the vocal to Kansas City – well I couldn’t quite get it, because it’s hard to do all that stuff, you know, screaming out the top of your head. John came down from the control room and took me to one side and said “You can do it, you know, you’ve just got to scream, you can do it.” So, thank you. Thank you for that. I did it.

I remember writing ‘A Day In The Life’ with him, and the little look we gave each other as we wrote the line “I’d love to turn you on.” We kinda knew what we were doing, you know. A sneaky little look. Oh boy....

After that there was this girl called Yoko...."

Paul is so emotional when he talks about it... You can see how hard it is for him... 😭

I'm so funny, right? (Plz laugh :[ )

The best way to start pride month

01/06/2025

Starting june with your favorite dyke, Paul Mccartney! Happy pride everyone!

Atp there's just too much evidence, but... No but.

"I slept with John a lot"

Just Paul Mccartney's quotes aboutJohn...

Q: If John Lennon could come back for a day, how would you spend it with him? Paul: In bed"

"[John] was a wild and woolly genius who it was my pleasure to work with, walk with, talk with and occasionally sleep with. "

"John was really my only male friend, if only because of proximity."

“I’ll just sit around and hug him forever, because that’s the depth of my feeling for him."

"Delicious boy, delicious broth of a boy."

"John and I used to hitch-hike places together. It was something that we did together quite a lot; cementing our friendship, getting to know our feelings, our dreams, our ambitions together. It was a very wonderful period. I look back on it with great fondness. I particularly remember John and I would be squeezed in our little single bed."

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We don't believe that.

What happened in Paris

Nothing.

„Héphaisztosz vagyok, te meg Aphrodité.”

There's a chance that I could've gotten tickets to a concert of one of my favorite bands, but I just can't get to the location of it :[