Today's Advice From Your Goth Auntie

what are you?

No idea

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

My parents let me and my siblings have a ken and another male doll that I don't know the name of. With them and two other dolls I made a polyamorous relationship before I even knew that when two girls are dating they are still called girlfriends instead of a word I hadn't been taught yet.

There was a black haired doll called Janet and she was dating Barbie. Barbie was also dating Ken. Ken and Janet knew about each other and were cool but they themselves weren't dating each other. But Ken was also dating the other guy doll, I think I named him Ryan but I don't remember. Ryan wasn't dating Barbie or Janet but was cool.

So I made a poly relationship between (the specific labels are based on impressions I had of the characters before I knew the words for it) a lesbian astronomer (who was probably a trans woman), a bisexual trillionaire who has too many jobs to name, a pansexual himbo (who might be a trans guy), and a quiet gay who was into botany.

(Ryan and Barbie would bond over both Ken and botany while Janet and Ken bond over Barbie and having a near black thumb when it comes to gardening)

Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals

'Tis the season

me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

Ghosty ghost

I’m just gonna run full blast to the other side of the room. You’re good tho — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3DW2dnE

who wouldn't want to get inted by knuckles?

he's a smart guy. how else would he come up with such a smirk upon being praised like this? he just wants everyone to believe that he's not, so that he can strike back on anyone anytime.

in fact, he might as well be the only surviving echidna, because only he was smart enough to hide his intelligence.

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