You Ever Notice How Dogs Get Along Just Fine Without Magic

I wake up early but I not refreshed and energized unless I am stressed.

When I wake up it is either like I am:

A. I am an android rebooting after shutting down due to damage and having to test my systems for damage.

Or

B. I just scrambled out of the underworlds screaming “YOU’LL BE ABLE TO CONTAIN ME, BITCHES!” At the top of my lungs with earnestly.

i have so much respect for morning people. people who wake up early feeling refreshed and energized and ready to start the day. i love you weirdos. you are bizarre to me. i am studying you under glass.

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

me, halfway through listening through a song: hmm this might have otp potential

*restarts song but this time listening with Blorbo Intent

MCD Dante (No last name) my beloved. I am so sorry about the MyStreet interpretation of you, you loyal loyal man.

WTF my penis just blasted off like a rocket ! !

I don’t get suprised by AO3 tags often but I have to say I’ve never seen these two words together. 

minecraft add baby endermen immediately

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure