I'm Really Not The Type Of Person To Flex Anything But Ever Since I Met Dave All I've Been Able To Do

i'm really not the type of person to flex anything but ever since i met Dave all I've been able to do anytime i meet a megadeth fan was flex that I've met Dave and i feel SO BAD but i HAVE TO LIKE CMON YOU'D DO IT TO IF YOU MET HIM 💔. It's the only life accomplishment i have 💔

"Oh hey i like Megadeth too-"

"OHOHO GUESS WHAT! *pulls out pictures with Dave Mustaine* "Who's the Megadeth fan now, HUH?"

😭im😭so😭 sorry

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metal metalhead thrash metal dave mustaine megadeth I love dave Dang mustang and i always audibly ask myself “do i flex on them? hmmmm” before doing it 💔

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look at these pictures boy

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here's some pics from the show last night :3

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WHY IS HE SO SASSY HAHAHAUAU

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tHEY ARE SO... STYLISH?!

PRETTY GIRLS?!?!

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HOW IS HE SUCH A CUTIE AHHH

💕❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕

a hug from him would solve my mental problems fr :((

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he's so dave mustaine megadeth i have died grandma dave i want to poke his nose and pull his cheeks why am i going so crazy over his smirk i want to kiss his forehead IM HAVING A STROKE i need him to hug me he is my comfort person help

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crypticwritingz

1 year ago

okay i have the urge to tell you all this

I wrote an essay on Dave Mustaine last school year and the theme was supposed to be a person who we look up to ☠️

i wrote 3 full pages, from his childhood to how he took his revenge on metallica by making a better band lmao (my arm hurt from writing)

AND I GOT A B WHICH IS GREAT

so yeah. i need help.

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no thoughts, just shirtless 2004 dave mustaine.

oh my lord.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE MY FAVORITE OLD MAN!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️