Thank Fucking God For 80s Thrash Metal

have we tried substance abuse my liege

It's my birthday today and Wattie from The Exploited and Jerry from the Misfits wished me a happy birthday 🎉🎉🎉

“pretty boy :3” i say. to my screen. on which there is a middle aged man deep in despair

he's just a girl. he's just a girl in the world

guys I just had a dream where I was talking to late 90s era Dave Mustaine at a beach and he had a septum and nose ring, and I asked him if we could swap septum spikes so I can have his septum spike or something. He was like sure and he gave me his spike and it was literally RUSTY for some reason but yeah I put it on and then I went and told my parents and they were like "wtf why is Dave MUSTAINE even here?!"

here's kinda what he looked like

all hail Dave with a septum 🙏

what the fuck is he doing 🙁

GET DOWN FROM THERE

AAAAA

OH MY GOD MY SHAYLA 😭😭😭

STOP IM GONNA GI CRAZY

YALL THIS GIF IS MAKING MY BRAIN DO BACKFLIPS

Thinking so many thoughts right now SHEESH

This is maybe a weird question but since you met Dave and you hugged him WHAT DID HE SMELL LIKE??

oooh, well he smelled like reaaallyy expensive perfume, but not strongly, in fact I only smelled it when i hugged him. I don't remember the exact smell but it was but it was very pleasant :)