Kind Of Hate That Looking At The “trans Rights” Tag On Tumblr Makes A Whole Lot Of Porn Pop Up Actually

I survived another obgyn appointment. Can I have a sticker or like a cool stamp on my hand pls

I got inspired by this post

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

Frak 🥚

Happy 80th to the legend Danny Devito

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

life is a game and baby i am out of bounds

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

how it feels to say the weird thing