Cryingscreamingfrog - Frog Boy

I miss jake :(

Switching from Instagram to tumblr like it's healthier

if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

how it feels to say the weird thing

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I'll have you know that my posts go through a rigorous vetting process (my girlfriend)

Me after a 3hr lecture on a Monday. A CHEMISYRY LECTURE

the gangs all here

girl penis

everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

My fat-ass cat has the audacity to cry bloody murder even after getting his 2.5 meals of the day