I love photography, give me a camera andd ill go crazy insane and take photos of wverything
Fuckkkk i just rememebrrd i need to add more somgs to my fuckass little mp3 player cuz they dont allow phones in my school(wackass school i hate this place bro im lucky as hell i ahvent gotten beaten up yet) and my pc gonna have spotify blocked while we have tests so i gotta listen to my (not up to date) stinky little mp3 layer
The devil on my ahoulder telling me to make posts that r 90% tags 10% text (i will do his bidding)
Fuckass english test killinv me bro
“Your friend is going through a difficylt time and has tk make a hard decision, listen to this recording of tips on how to make good decisions and relay the information to them” ????
What kind of difficult tkme ?????
What hard decisions?????? Literally what the hell???
I didnt write anything they gonna fail me yo 🤧
Spot the odd one out type shit💔🥀
Reasons why you shoyld be friends wuyh chefs:
1. Free leftover food
2. Cooking advice
3. Rattletuey friendship
4. Free leftover food
Posting 5 tumes in a few minutes they call me crazy in the head
Before i was born my mom heard news abt a yoing boy that fell into a river and went missing and was found dead later and she was so anxious the days leading up to my birth (probably not very healthy) and then AFTER my birth whej she got to hold me i lowkey wasnt breathing and i was just napping all the damn time and my parents were like woah this kid chill as hell!!!
And then apparently my mom had a fever and she called the doctor and was like “yo i have a fever like 45 degrees Celsius do i wait till it go down or do i hop in now?” And this doc was like “you stupid lady come in rigjt fucking now” and she went over and she mentioned that i was all chilled up n shit all the time and that i turned purple the other day and the doc stuck a Q tip up my nose and went to this machine and checked it and was like “go to the ER RIGHT NOW” anf she was like damn ok waddup.
And them docs were liek “yo we gotta put this kid in a coma to help his breathjing” and my mom fraaked out big time cuz she thought i was boutta die and my entire extended family+family friends prayed for me apparently and my fuckass was foaming at tye mouth n shit.
Also apparently (i gotta stop saying apparently)(anf why am i on a yapstreak)(my mom is telling the story live)(she just showed us a pic of me((baby)) drinkng from a plastic cup and my sister called me an alcoholic at birth) the reason why i got sixk was bc my older sisters got to hold me after i was born and some ratass COUGHED ON ME
There ja sildverfuck in h braggrokm
Why the hell is there jazz in my ears i did NOT add this to my playlist i say five secodns beforw rralizing that im listening to the fuckass spotify weekly discover