Spatchcocked OG

Sometimes I go through a phase thinking I’m gonna move out of the US but then I look at all the countries I might like to move to in detail and they also have major issues so at the end of the day it’s like yes the US may be a garbage dump but it’s a garbage dump that I understand

It might be my childhood trauma speaking, but the idea of someone seeing the darkest, most vicious side of you and still finding you not just loveable but diabolically sexy makes me fucking swoon.

I’ve been seeing something going around about how since Hermes is a trickster god, April first should be a new day of celebration for him. Here’s everything I have on it so far.

Seems super interesting and something I could really get behind.

Oh Laika, patron saint of one way trips, I hope our sun is a warm yellow ball to forever play with.

Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

using emdashes and a semi colon in the same line. this sentence will end when i do

Lion rooster

I'm combining them into a knockoff chimera

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

The gender euphoria of having just a bit of rough stubble on your chin. Short and blunt - a clean look overall, but with a subtle touch of disheveled masculinity poking through. That's what it's all about. :-]