You Have Been Sentenced To Death In A Magical Court. The Court Allows All Prisoners To Pick How They

I am asking you to endure it.

happy men's day everyoneeeee

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

You know, museums lend exhibits to each other all the time so it's not like the British museum would be completely without exhibits from other cultures if they returned the stuff people are asking for. Unless they've made so many enemies that nobody wants to lend them exhibits I guess.

People ask me how I can be queer and Christian at the same time and the answer is that I’m just that cool and epic

Seriously though I just do it. Jesus never said it’s illegal for me to be this cool. Religious queer people in general often get asked by faith communities and the queer community how or why they do that and the answer is: What are you, a cop?

I’m in an archaeology class this term and fuck, people really are just people no matter what.

I have an essay due tonight and I’m crying about the 3cm comb found in a small girls tomb, suggesting her parents buried her with a doll made of cloth or other material, leaving only the comb to be preserved. The girl found cradling another’s baby to protect it from the ash in Pompeii, the two pregnant women found alone in a house, the younger one being just 16 who was curled up in the other woman’s arms. I’m thinking about the 14 year old who was buried facing their ivory doll. These children who died, but who were not unloved. 

There is so much love in these ancient burials and it makes my heart ache.

Oh Laika, patron saint of one way trips, I hope our sun is a warm yellow ball to forever play with.

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a list of “ship tropes” that aren’t really tropes yet per se, but I need them to be

Kind, gentle man+ eldritch monster/horrifying werewolf/scaly abomination/hairy Creature wife

Battle couple whose respective fighting styles are “stealth, silence, precision and cunning” and “walking tank with a gun as big as they are” respectively

Mad scientist+mad scientist in a different branch of science

Regular scientist+actual wizard

Human+ alien and/or robot who is discovering what Emotions are

Lithe, androgynous elf guy+ bearded, hunky dwarf girl

Succubus/incubus and angel, except all the Love and Affection stuff is new to the succubus/incubus and they are adgftbnjgfsfvhjj inside

big, hairy werewolf jock girl+ regular boy who is soft and cute

big, hairy werewolf jock girl+ edgy, chiseled-jaw werewolf guy who kisses her hand and lays his head in her lap

realistic “Alpha male and female” werewolves who just are super affectionate with each other and have a really big, boisterous family

two heavily autistic-coded dragons with completely different hoards which regularly bring one another gifts to go in their hoard

mild-mannered, introverted naturalist+ Bigfoot

very normal atheist+ actual minor god

large orc girl+tiny human girl who is strong, athletic and likes to Fight

superhero’s costume/outfit designer+supervillain’s costume/outfit designer

PhD’s without a braincell’s worth of practical knowledge between them

Here's something that's a good source on Hermes, if you're not really sure what he's like as a god and a person.