They Have No Fashion Sense Whatsoever So I Dress Them Instead

The feminine urge to be their problematic young girlfriend

mateo singing to haaland for his birthday took me out

WE WON. WE WON A TOURNAMENT. A NATIONAL TOURNAMENT. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

thank you @xdominiklivakovicx for the tag, appreciate the interaction brotha! BD

name:

🐈Stojan

🐈‍⬛zika, žičomir, ziki, mlaz, veliki mlaz, mlaki.... anything goes

sign:

🐈Aries sun, Aquarius moon and Leo rising

🐈‍⬛cancer sun, sagittarius moon, sagittarius rising, i was an astrology bitch a while back ya see

time:

exactly 7pm lol

favorite band / artist:

🐈Ayesha Erotica

🐈‍⬛magazin, plavi orkestar, crvena jabuka, krankšvester, ayesha erotica, lady gaga, britney spears, tv girl

last movie:

🐈Legally blonde

🐈‍⬛shes the man

last show:

🐈Big bang theory

🐈‍⬛jujutsu kaisen season 2

when we created this blog:

6th july 2023

other blongs:

not applicable

do we get asks:

🐈No

🐈‍⬛uh we got like one methinks

followers:

20

average hours of sleep:

🐈12

🐈‍⬛5-6 max during the schoolyear its around 4-5h

instruments:

🐈None

🐈‍⬛sorrey na im untalented lol

what im wearing: 0

🐈Shorts and tank top, both black

🐈‍⬛black kappa track pants and an old ass crusted black esprit shirt

dream job:

🐈Medical laboratory diagnostican

🐈‍⬛english professor for the convenience and relative leisure but id prefer to be a journalist for the bigger pay

dream trip:

🐈Trip across all Europe or a big trip across Scandinavian countries

🐈‍⬛japan, south korea and idk anywhere in europe

tagging:

@lonely-salamander @ditezadarsko @adonislovesurmommwah @sorceresski @moonystoes @ysommer

HOW COULD MY LIFE NOT BE CHANGED???? HELLO??? LOOK AT THEM???????? BABYGIRLS ALL AROUND LUV!!!!!!!

— efendim zika mlaz

My friend: what do you want for Christmas?

Me: I want Jude Bellingham, naked and oiled up under my Christmas tree (haha I said that as a joke of course guys I wasn't serious (I was serious))

My friend: ... I'll see what I can do...

WHAT SHE DID:

SHE MADE A FUCKING CLAY SCULPTURE OF JUDE 😭😭😭

If Sergio Ramos was an animal, he would be a pitbull named Daisy.

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

how zika and stojan (us, talking abt myself in third person babes) look like watchin national team games and they miss once WHEN THEY CLEARLY HAD A FUCKING CHANCE OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

(nations league pov)

limeni is me and i am limeni. iykyk.

— efendim zika mlaz

Other players wishing Perišić a good recovery:

Get back better and stronger brother! 💪🥰

Meanwhile Rakitić:

Hey FATASS, hope you get better soon! 😁

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

EMILIANO MARTINEZ WON THE FUCKING YASHIN TROPHY ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. IS THIS IS A JOKE FIFA? CUZ I'M NOT FUCKING LAUGHING.