I Love How Gandalf Invested In Hobbits In Year One And Has Been Pushing Them Ever Since. Thorin, I Hear

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

For those who have no idea what the fuck is going on with Markiplier today

A couple days ago, Coryxkenshin made a video about YouTube's favoritism and how it's very likely having racist influences

It had a lot of receipts for proof and things like this have happened more than once

I highly recommend checking it out, it's short and to the point and explains the situation

But basically his playthrough of a horror game that's popular right now was age-restricted, cause of some self-harm scene

despite other youtubers of his fame level still had their videos up and with this segment still tacked on

So he sent a clip of Mark's segment (probably cause he's non-white like Cory) to prove his point

It lead to both of them getting age-restricted

Now at this point today, other youtubers made videos defending Cory like Ludwig and Jacksepticeye (jack even having personal experience with his girlfriend getting the same treatment, so it could be a case of sexism maybe as well)

Mark decided to take a different route than the long talk format:

Try Not To Get Age-Restricted Challenge, where he played an adult game. He blurred everything out of course, but he still uploaded it and didn't age-restrict it

A great move, as many people like myself were curious why this was uploaded and found the situation out

WELL IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT TODAY...

Mark uploaded this the same day he was to appear in a YouTube hosted livestream where a bunch of gamers got together to play some minecraft and other shit

If I could high-five Mark, I would

So at this point, YouTube could age-restrict this video Mark uploaded, but all eyes would be on them since everyone would Know why they did this

So instead, they went a different route:

Cut out a huge chunk of Mark's segment

That he recorded and edited together

with his editors' help

On a deadline to get this out FOR YOUTUBE

So that only about 30 SECONDS was left in the stream

Keep in mind Mark's face was the biggest on the thumbnail of the livestream

AAAND he apparently wasn't shown in the entire rest of the livestream either

Mark confirmed this on Twitter that his thing was cut

And said he would upload the whole segment tomorrow

So here is how Mark used his YouTube golden boy status to look them in the eyes and give them the middle finger.

And why i love him.

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crispyzom

4 years ago

Illinois: I'll speak French between your legs

Yancy: the hottest things I've ever been told

Wilford: I'm just imagining someone yelling "BONJOUR" at a penis

Captain Magnum: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA

Captain Magnum: HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

Y/N, wheezing: TITTY CROISSANTS

Dark: none of you should ever be having sex

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crispyzom

9 months ago

Taisiia Onofriichuk from Ukraine performs her hoop routine to the sound of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson at the 2024 Paris Olympics Rhythmic Gymnastics Individual Qualifiers

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crispyzom

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