This Is Why I'll Never Read Any Sambucky Fic Where Bucky Is Not Screaming, Crying And Throwing Up From

listen to me, this

Can you imagine how confuddled Vader must have been at the bespin duel

Vader: he's trained with yoda and obi-wan, I shouldn't let my guard down - let's just test the waters

Luke: I'm going to do a jump here and oof oh no I'm backpedaling rn oh shit uhhh just slash and hack boys act like you know what you're doing stay calm stay calm

Vader: .....what the kriff is he doing

Vader: is this a new dueling tactic I've never heard of?

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Luke: blindly slashes out his saber

Vader: that isn't part of any lightsaber form

Luke: djjdjshsh I think I'm doing well rn actually

Vader: what the fuck? What the fuck is this? Why did he respond to my attack with blindly flailing his arms about instead of the textbook parry? What's his plan?

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Vader, crying: please.. please fight normally....

Luke: getting beaten up by flying debris if I'm confused the opponent is confused too

haven't posted anything for a long time

came back just to say I have gone feral for a pair of old men

Nobody:

Ethan’s horse: C H O M P 

wearing a mask so no one can tell where im looking

petition to have hee-hoo and the gongoozler have a fight to the death to see who is superior 

the question should be

WHO THE FUCK DOESNT? 

HES SO PRETTY

Who else simps for Illinois—

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

"why does Captain America call you babygirl?"