Crispyzom - Your Friendly Neighborhood Bisexual

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

Sandor: I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 's.'

Ro: *looks over at Sophie and Keefe*

Ro: Is it sexual tension?

Ro and I are one

stoick talking about his wife makes me soft UWU

i am so sorry

idea by @bloodykyanite

im not okay 

I’m practicing muscles… And ended up making a shirtless Dark… Yeah..

I AM BISEXUAL BITCHES 💖💙💜

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN. 

felt like i should put this out there:

IF YOU SHIP ADULTS WITH MINORS, THIS BLOG IS NOT FOR YOU

IF YOU SHIP INCEST, THIS BLOG IS NOT FOR YOU

IF YOU SHIP ANYTHING ILLEGAL, THIS BLOG IS NOT FOR YOU

IF YOU THINK THAT ANY OF THAT IS OKAY, LEAVE MY BLOG. IT'S NOT FOR YOU.

THIS IS VERY POWERFUL AND IMPORTANT! I LEARNED SOMETHING NEW TODAY