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AND that bitch gotta knife, the fuck

So, I was playing among us a day ago, and someone called a meeting. We all assumed it was because they saw an imposter vent or something........

Turns out, they just wanted to tell us that they had a really good card swipe.

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good

THIS FUCKING GUY

JUST GOT STRAIGHT UP FRAMED BY HIS BEST FRIEND

WAS SENT TO HIS DEATH BY HIS OTHER FRIENDS

ALMOST GOT KILLED IN A BOTCHED EXECUTION

CAME BACK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

AND STRAIGHT UP FORGIVES ALL OF THEM IN A HEARTBEAT NO QUESTIONS ASKED

LOOK AT THIS GUY

SOME OF YA’LL MOTHERFUCKERS CAN’T EVEN FORGIVE SOMEBODY ON THIS SITE FOR HAVING AN OTP YOU CAN’T AGREE WITH

YA’LL COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM MOTHERFUCKING MAKOTO NAEGI

“The person who tries to keep everyone happy often ends up feeling the loneliest.”

— Anonymous  (via fuckinq)

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

i like to think that our blogs are just our own little personal museums of all the things we like, and we can visit each other’s museums and leave nice notes at the reception.