I Love This

before you post, consider:

is it FUNNY BUT ONLY TO YOU AND A FEW SELECT MUTUALS?

is it USELESS?

is it a COMPLAINT?

will it KILL YOUR FUTURE CAREER?

if any of the above are true, hit that POST button!

would you prefer to learn French or Italian before you die?

the threatening aura of this message reads like it was sent by the duolingo owl

my copy of wuthering heights arrived and the previous owner left some notes behind

Rachel Forrest // Unknown // S. C. Lourie

i’m going to sleep & not waking up until i'm in my mid twenties and in the arms of my lover who reads poetry to me everyday while we watch the sunset and i'm completely at ease and safe and warm

Fran: Do you ever feel like you’re wasting your life?

Niles: Only when I’m awake.

aight so romeo confessed his love for juliet after knowing her for like 2 hours?? dude i can't even text “hey” to people i've known my entire life?

can’t wait to find another little piece of poetry that makes me feel like ive been punched in the throat

whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)

starting to mentally plan a hot girl summer where i just fuck off somewhere for a month with whoever i can convince to come with me