There Once Was A Man Trying To Make A Point About The Kitchen. "The Sink!" He Said "the Sink Is The Single

There once was a man trying to make a point about the kitchen. "The sink!" He said "the sink is the single most important thing in the kitchen! It washes, it provides drinking water! It helps you prepare all of your meals and cleans your dishes for you after! The sink is the most important!"

"However," said a stranger coming through the crowd "you are forgetting about the countertop. It holds everything in the kitchen together. You prepare your food and serve your food ON the countertop. Even your prescious sink would have no where to be if it weren't for the countertop!"

The man was stunned. He wasn't prepared for a counterargument

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6 months ago

yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can’t wait to try them tomorrow

1 year ago

Everybody acts like each new Game Changer is a new level of betrayal and psychological torture from Sam towards his friends. Did we forget that the very first game changer was "Sam wheels out a strange machine and asks the contestants embarrassing personal questions, the veracity of their responses is judged by the Machine. The machine is actually controlled by the contestant's significant others who have been made accomplices. Forcing their loved ones into revealing shameful truths for internet broadcast." And sure, he's gotten a bit more personalized with these, constructing a variety of torture chambers for Brennan Lee Mulligan specifically, putting Grant O'Brien in various situations and then bringing his mother onto the set. But deception and betrayal were part of Game Changer from the beginning. So, when I hear people say "I can't believe Sam WENT THERE" about something all I can do is think to myself He went nowhere He's been there the whole time

11 months ago

Savathûn? More like Savathicc

Also, same hat

drinking some peachy fruit drink. expect posts to turn deliriously horny witrhin 30 minutes

5 months ago
In Absolute Tears About The Pride Module At My Work

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

1 year ago
When The Anti "LGBT Propaganda" Law Passed In Russia, All Of You Were Going Insane And Cared. Give Georgia
When The Anti "LGBT Propaganda" Law Passed In Russia, All Of You Were Going Insane And Cared. Give Georgia

When the anti "LGBT propaganda" law passed in Russia, all of you were going insane and cared. Give Georgia the same energy. If you can have sympathy for our oppressors on the basis of them being queer, you should keep the same energy for us, if not more.

If this law passes, every Georgian queer person I know is so severely fucked, myself included. If you make jokes about "being illegal in several countries" you better fucking care about the countries you're apparently illegal in, or going to be illegal in.

Make sure to spread this around. This is important.

6 months ago

btw ROBOT TRAPPED IN A HUMANOID BODY!!!!!! robot that sees its peers in computers and servers and geometric bodies with wires and levers and buttons and swiveling joints and they. have. NONE OF THAT!!! robot that doesn't FEEL human and yet they are STUCK in this FORM!!! robot that clenches its hands and wishes they were clamps instead!! robot that knows its exact model number and tries to burn its own manual!! robot that tries to peel off its face, its too-perfect face, tries to find where its voice box is buried underneath all that synthetic skin because THIS! is NOT! THEM! robot begging its creators why, why, WHY did you make me this WAY? why did i have to be like YOU? and how can i get OUT?

1 year ago
US States Where A Popular Adult Website Will Be Blocked As Of July 1, 2024

US states where a popular adult website will be blocked as of July 1, 2024

1 year ago
So In Addition To Kazama Frylock Kiryu, I've Also Started This In Progress Masterpiece. I Haven't Spent

So in addition to Kazama Frylock Kiryu, I've also started this in progress masterpiece. I haven't spent very long on this one yet, but I'm recording my drawing of it and turning it into a time lapse video for funsies


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11 months ago

Excuse me I have to test something

6 months ago
And With Your Help It Can Rack Up 700k Notes On Tumblr In 2024

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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