Time: *sighs* We Can’t Manipulate, Mansplain, Malewife Our Way Out Of This One, Captain

Someone get this kid some chocky milk

Could we see what Time looked like as a lil gremlin? >:)

Indeed!!

*unpopular opinion insert text*

I feel like Breath of the wild was a better game than Tears of the kingdom.

I know. Bold ass statement, but #1 its my opinion, and #2 i know its stupid of me to post about it on the internet, but i want to know if its a shared experience.

With the disclaimer out if the way, lemme explain.

When Breath of the Wild was first released, it was new. New style of gaming for the zelda franchise entirely. New players were being brought to the game, with characters and elements of the games having returning players excited. Game of the year, 2017.

The feel of a brand new game with elements that were just easy enough for the developers and the players wanted more of, inspires master mode. It inspired the first and second wave of the game, with fans wanting more from the era of the wild

So nintendo released our first look at tears of the kingdom, and the fans went nuts. They were excited and absolutely thrilled to see what the new game was going to have. Where was the new game going to be? Will characters return? What happend to the divine beasts ahd sheikah tech?

Well, we were not disappointed to say the least. The skys and depths of hyrule captured our attention and relived the nostalgia of the old games we grew up with, alongside new elements that catered to new fans taste. However something was missing. The feel that breath of the wild had.

The spark was gone.

With breath of the wild, you can restart any time and watch your favorite characters interact one last time. Relieve the era of the wild with the divine beasts and champions, it felt more like you were experiencing the game first hand.

The same feeling pepole went through with Ocarina of time and Majoras mask. After the releases of the biggest games of the franchise, Nintendo had a problem. Where next? Where could we possibly take this series? They tried everything to recapture that spark, until Wind Waker, and Twilight princess. The two games where a brand new map is introduced, and it makes sense.

But aside from my rambling, i digress. Where ever the new zelda game takes us, i hope it lives up to whatever tears of the kingdom failed to capture. Granted definitely Game of the year material, but against breath of the wild, not so sure

I feel like Warriors, for no reason what so ever, is one of those people that IMMEDIATELY jump into the Christmas spirit after halloweeen. Like the second the 31st is over, it is the lights, the candles, the ugly ass sweaters. Dont let him have song rights because all he's gonna play is Mariah Carrie's "all i want for Christmas is you" until January.

Now, TWILIGHT, on the other hand, is a Halloween FREAK. As soon as the leaves fall, he's thinking about his Halloween costume. Into the spooky season and has fought wars for Holladay rights where Time definitely broke them up.

Speaking of Time. That man is a Valintines Day, man. Hear me out, Malon got him into it by buying him chocolates O N C E and after that its the full nine yards. Romantic candles, hearts everywhere, stupid fucking pick-up lines. Hes done all of it at least once. Same with like Sky and mabye. MABYE, legend. But legend is like that bitter "im gonna be alone forever" friend who's probably thinking about Marin

Wild? I feel like he likes Thanksgiving because he can cook as much as he wants and everyone actually likes his food. Same with Hyrule and Wind but thats because hyrule can probably eat as much as he wants (i whole heartily beleve that he still makes ham S O U P) and wind is reminded of his grandma and aryl when they make big meals

Now, FOUR is a new year's person. Like he splits and Vio is making sure Green and Blue dont fight (Blue probably started something and Green is fighting off sleep without drinking coffee) while Red is DEFINITELY setting off fireworks with Wind. Probably setting stuff on fire with Wild on accident.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk :)

that’s a lot of clicks!!

I’d like to ask that if you want to boop me, you could also click for palestine, please! Please don’t forget that Bisan has called for a strike for April 1st!

Tiresias: sorry man, I saw Penelope with another guy

Odysseus: I will throw another fuckin baby off a wall

Dude, just make your own shit if you're THAT desperate for likes and recognition. Stealing another content creators stuff is NEVER ok, it dosent matter what their content is. Dont interact with my stuff if you do shit like this. Unfollow me. In fact, block me if you steal content

IMPORTANT FOR EVERYONE!!

Recently I’ve seen that two content creators for the LU fandom, @neverchecking and @angry-trashcan have gotten their work stolen and reposted by this chunkyfireplace person.

Now this shit is NEVER okay, claiming something that someone else has worked hard on for hours and hours, taken time out of their own day to complete and get done and actually be happy with enough to post and then just posing as if YOU’VE DONE THAT WORK

Honestly disgusting.

This is just a warning to all the LU content creators, keep an eye out for this person in case they come after your works.

And for anyone who thinks doing this shit is okay? Grow up and be a better person, copying and stealing ain’t cute.

( @neverchecking and @angry-trashcan I am so sorry you guys are having to go through something like this, your works are great and they don’t deserve being stolen and reposted)

They really should've made a separate character model for expressions for him cause.. wtf is this😭

Ok

Ok

An idea

Time smells like black coffee and the woods (and trama-)

Twilight smells like mud, pumpkins, and the rain (and wet dog-)

Wind smells like the sea and soup :)

Wild totaly smells like the earth, sweat, and malice......and fish-

Four would smell like fire and new book smell (idk why the books but shhhh)

Hyrule would smell like sugar water and baked bread more specifically like cake :D

Legend would smell like rust.....ok im joking. It's more like the ocean, the woods, and dryed rock at the same time

Sky would smell like mist, wet birds, and vanilla

And wars? Ladys perfume, lavander, and coconut oil (for his hair-)