Roses Are Red, That Much Is True, But Violets Are Purple, Not Fucking Blue.

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

For this post by @incorrect-batfamily-quotes

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

If your 13 or older and still sleep with a stuffed animal please rb this im tryna prove a point to my friend.

I’m just done with my parents. There was some stuff on the floor they kept telling me to move but I didn’t because I wasn’t in the right frame of mind and got overly stressed and emotional when told to. Multiple times I ended in tears and a full emotional breakdown because of it. Anyway I finally cleared it today and there was this giant pillow (the donut ones from the pleasure beach) that my mum had previously said I could put on the bed in the spare room. So I put the donut on the bed. Hours later my mum sees it and goes mental because it was on the side of the bed that could be seen from the doorway and it looked a mess. We always keep that door closed anyway to keep the dog out so it really didn’t matter. So she moves it to the other side of the bed then my dad come in and throws a paddy cause it’s on the bed at all and makes me put it under the bed cause this one item messed up the entire room that no one gos in. This one pillow being on the bed apparently looked that bad that it couldn’t be seen dispite me being the only one who uses that room. Then my mum looks in the cloth wardrobe at the end of the room (that looked ridiculous but No one minds that ruins the room) which we use as an over flow for clothes and stuff and I had a load of bags at the top, she then went mental cause it was a mess when again it’s not visible, I’m the only one it bothers and it wasn’t a mess at all. But It wasn’t even a compulsive thing cause my mum has stess and anxiety and my dad has mild autism. That’s it. I have more mental health issues than both of them combined, not that it ever gets acknowledged. And neither of them has ever done anything like this before. They stress me out so much for literally no reason. I can’t wait till I can move out, then I might actually have the mental strength to get out of bed. Things like this happen all the time but I can’t call them out on it cause them I get yelled at for “disrespect” and “talking back”.

Zuko - High kicks completely over his head regularly. Kicks through metal (with shoes) and a solid wood table (barefoot). Able to balance easily on one foot on a half broken table. Master of dual broadswords. Hops around like its nobodies business. Is practically a ninja.

Zuko… WHY DO YOU RELY SO HEAVILY ON YOUR BENDING?

Occam’s Razor 🌟🌟

Given my personal interests I’m actually kinda concerned about this

Writer friends, I discovered a fun website today. It’s called “I Write Like” and here’s the description: Check which famous writer you write like with this statistical analysis tool, which analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them with those of the famous writers.  Let me know which autor you got! 

Woke up at midday

Went downstairs to get food

And hour and a half later still in the kitchen on my phone cause I don’t like any of the food in the house

Eventually make a pot noodle

Went back to bed

Ignoring the million and one things I need to do for collage

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