Just Gonna Start Killing People I Dont Find Funny

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

I didn't expect just how obvious Wilson and House would be when I saw people talking about them

"Hey honey, how are the kids? " Pack it up

House deciding to take on a boring case Cuddy proposed to him after she tells him the heart attack doesn't coincide with the XYZ Big Dick Disorder

as a girl i should be able to speak directly to the moon

HELL YEAH STRONG DOGGY

there’s a guy at work who’s forcing everyone in the breakroom to gender me right by yelling my name at any given moment 

he also said he was sorry he read my deadname on the worksheet but was “going to get black out drunk and probably forget dw” 

edit : im a trans guy, im out and on T but im very short that’s why my buddy asserts my gender for me i repeat he’s not outing me he’s doing it to keep me from being misgendered

Me telling people to study as if I haven't been procrastinating for 2 days

I see no difference

dead

Me when a teacher yells at me