I'm Just Bullshitting My Way Around Ibis Paint But It Kind Of Works?

Today I got soaked in the rain while coming home, then I tried to have a shower and fell when I took one step inside it and THEN I made instant rice because I've been having stomach issues and didn't have much time only for me to have to throw it away because the tomato sauce I put on it had gone bad.

Naturally, I started crying. And then I cried again when my dad and brothers picked me up

Just started a new webtoon, who's this BEAUTY??

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

This Superman eyeshadow palette is so cool whatt

HE LOOKED SO DISGRUNTLED THE WHOLE CHAPTER I'M CRYING

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

When your bf reluctantly rescues you

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

I find it hilarious how fanfic writers make it a point to say that house limps instead of just saying that he is walking

"House limped by" Poetic.